"Now let's get home so I can start masturbating"
-Kevin French, Mission Hill
"Better living through applied cruelty"
-Mission Hill
"Why don't you go lie in bed, and I'll come and
sprinkle talcum powder on your ass."
-Mission Hill
"The man in the hot pants speaks the truth!"
-Mission Hill
"I never realized so many people were so perverted"
-Mission Hill
"You've been acting like Surly McDouchebag all
day"
-Mission Hill
"Eww... flowers are the sex organs of plants!
Why is it considered romantic to castrate a bunch of plants?"
-Eunice Eulmeyer, Mission Hill
Kevin French: How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!
Kevin French: History is full of great homos.
Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else
is a great homo? You are, you big homo!
Gus: That is a mean and hurtful term. Please
stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.
Andy: Is it me or is this movie insane?
Gwen: Maybe someone put drugs in the popcorn.
Kevin: Uh, we're still friends, right?
Wally: Oh, of course. We're as close as a gay
old man and straight teenage boy can be.