MISSION HILL

"Now let's get home so I can start masturbating"
-Kevin French, Mission Hill

"Better living through applied cruelty"
-Mission Hill

"Why don't you go lie in bed, and I'll come and sprinkle talcum powder on your ass."
-Mission Hill

"The man in the hot pants speaks the truth!"
 -Mission Hill

"I never realized so many people were so perverted"
-Mission Hill

"You've been acting like Surly McDouchebag all day"
-Mission Hill

 "Eww... flowers are the sex organs of plants! Why is it considered romantic to castrate a bunch of plants?"
-Eunice Eulmeyer, Mission Hill

Kevin French: How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!

Kevin French:  History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo!
Gus: That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.

Andy: Is it me or is this movie insane?
Gwen: Maybe someone put drugs in the popcorn.

Kevin: Uh, we're still friends, right?
Wally: Oh, of course. We're as close as a gay old man and straight teenage boy can be.
 


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