Hey, you know what? ___ is lying hung over as shit on my couch. And you know what else? That's totally working for me, in that "hey, Becky let's have a sleep over way!" and in that "If I look at you, I feel all funny in my spleen." way. Yikes, that almost sounds like moustache talk. Ah, what the hell, if you can't obsess about your buddy's shoulders, what can you obsess about? Oh, yeah, guys from the south and the X-Files. I forgot...

Investitures last night. Whoopee shit. No, I'm not that bitter. I did a Margaret Cho monologue that brought down the house. I so rock. Hi, my name is Gwen, and I'll be washing your vagina." Guess you had to be there, but it really was funny. ___ was there, and we sat at our very own mocking table,  getting drunk and, yes that's right, mocking people. Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. ___ joined in, and she was extra mocktacular, since she was higher than God!! All in good fun, though, never spectacularly mean. Except for all the pimp daddy comments about that big bastard, ___, who really needs to have the good sense to lay down and die. I know, that's so horribly mean and all, but we're talking about someone who has not only fucked over myself and many of my very good friends, but he tried to dick the entire gay community for gawd's sake. And he gets forgiven cos he has money. Pisses me off. I know I should be feeling sorry for him, but this last month or so, he's been an extra prick, and it's real hard to find compassion in me for him. Ah, fuck it, I only have to see him at functions anyway, and it's not like I have to talk to him. And I'm not a drag queen, so he won't ask me to suck his dick for blow, so I guess I can let bygones be bygones...or something like that...

In the meantime, back at Investitures. Sure was good to--

Have to interrupt for just a sec to say how bitter I am. Our reg. brunch place is closed for the holiday--whassup wit dat?! So we have to go to Pavlos. Oh well...

Anyway. Not a whole lot more to say. ___ showed up at the end of the show. He missed me, but it was sure good to see him there, since he swore he'd never go to another show downstairs...He was so nice to the drunken queens--I totally appreciate that side of him. And we've been doing well lately. Apparently, even though I thought the divorce was one sided, he was feeling some wierdness too. But we've worked out most of it, I think...He still rolls his eyes at me, but not so much.
It was great to hook up with ___ and ___, who would never even be here if it wasn't for me. Brag brag, but I really do love them. I need to get to Winnipeg sometime. ___ just got email, and I got his addy, so I'll be dropping him a line or 2, cos I really do like them. Crowning was fun, ___'s number was fun. Loved that ___ did the Fashion Show. I wish I had the balls to do that number live. ___ lost control of the English language. Everyone was so boxed!! I tried, but didn't quite pull it off. I put on my nice face for everyone, though, even the girls I don't like, and believe me, there's a whole city of them...As ___ said, I was so good...___ is Prince and ___ is Duke, and I think that's cool. Both of them have strengths and weaknesses that they bring to the job, and I think it should all work out in the end. ___'s number was fun. I said that about ___'s number too, but I liked ___'s cos I was in it, and we got to throw glitter. Also love that he did a song about a ruling regime that needs to be overthrown because of their nasty tyrannical nature...more irony for my diet, please...

Did I mention my date? coffee? experiment in disaster? with ___ last week? That was totally bizarre. What can I say, kid. It's been five years--as they say on Friends "Do you know how long it's been since I dipped the spoon?" I wasn't expecting anything like that. Sorry if it wasn't what you were expecting either. We'll watch "Clerks" next Wed., hon, and I'll make it nice for ya. Oh, but ditch the face fur--so doesn't work for me. Dont know if he reads this, but I guess we'll find out. I just don't expect things like that in real life. Cyberspace is something totally different, dontcha know, and my words will always speak louder than my actions. So, last thought--it's up to him. I intend to be the holdee this time...

On the other hand, I'd totally be the holder for ___. Got my CD last week. You should see the cover!! We have so much in common it scares me!! But in that good way. Sent him a CD back, and you should know that it cost way more to send from here to there, than to send from there to here. Worth it tho. I'd love to see him in mIRC one night. Not that ___ and ___ don't totally rock my world, but it would be fun to have that special someone who's got me and the whole Scooby gang going to hell in a bus there. Don't try to understand that...
Chat was a blast on Fri. Love those guys!!

Less than 10 hours til X, folks...I just got a chill...