Holy lick what a weekend!! ___ and ___ were here and it was super and fabulous! They are the greatest. ___ has been my best friend for just about forever, and it's so cool that we can live so far apart and still rock n roll like we were back in high school and living just a few blocks from each other! Good times! as ___ was wont to say several times this weekend. So true. They treated me like a fucking queen--it was amazing. And all I did was give 'em a bed and take 'em to the gay bar!

Speaking of la cha, how fun was this weekend? Didn't go out Friday, cos I knew we'd be out Sat and Sun, and that would be all together just too much of a good thing, I think.  But I had a houseful. ___ and ___, who left my place and got totally swacked on wine later, ___ and ___ who totally get my vote for Prom King and Queen. ___ came over. He was in a sad place, which kinda sucks, but a little coffee and conversation helped.___ popped in for a moment--she was house sitting and jonesing over Once A Thief. And ___ and ___, who would be miss and miss runner up for Prom King and Queen, if the Prom was at a daycare! (Kidding, ___, hugs!)

Speaking of ___, his dad passed away this weekend, which, on the one hand was expected and probably a good thing since he'd been so sick and all, and on the other hand, sucks big floppy donkey dick. ___ is an only child, and very close to his parents. He is being pretty strong tho. Hope his mom does as well.

Saturday, we went to la cha. It was fun. ___, the DJ, did manage to dig up some oldies for us old girls to dance to. ___ was there, but wasn't having fun, not even after looking at the moon, so he left early. ___ and ___ came down, but didn't stick around too long, as they were worried about ___'s dad. ___ had to bus, and he made a lot for the dance bar side, but only half of what they made in the lounge. I hope I do as well this weekend. I spent most of my GST cheque on shooters, but what do ya do. It was fun, and the cougars got drunk.

___ was there, and had a few. Didn't really talk to him much--not that that's anything new these days. As the old saying goes, what if they gave a divorce, and half the couple didn't show up. Whatever...

___ is in town from Calgary too! He was all hot for ___ for a while. He looks terrific. It's been too long. I hope we get some couch time in too. Been too long for that as well. Don't even know if I can do it, but it never hurts to try. Just so long as I don't slip up and call him ___ or something nasty like that.

Some funny quotes came outta the evening, dat's fo sho!

Oh, and ___!! I have never seen her that drunk!! It was all about pizza and off sale at my house--that's all she kept saying, when she wasn't two stepping around the bar with ___, in five inch heels no less, and her space skirt!! But so drunk! Oh my word!! He said something odd about ___ that made me wonder. Methinks I know exactly what that's all about, but I am so not going there!!!

Sunday was super fun. We went for brunch, of course, and it was tasty!! Oh, did I mention we had chinese one night, and went to Presuttis another night. So much good food. I was pretty well behaved, all things considered. Anyway, we had a fundraiser on sunday night--A Night At Studio 54 and it was the most fun. Crantini's and jello shots and I had a blast even though I wasn't too drunk. We danced, and there was a short show, and ___ was awesome and ___ was not (thinks he'll be Emperor--whatever)! ___ looked super cute, and so did ___. ___ and ___ were there, and ___ sang Does Your Mother Know to ___ Very funny!!! ___ was super drunk and doing a terrific Rubell imitation!!! We had extra nice cocktails, and made lots of money too. Conversely, ___ was drunk and ___ was drunker, and without PTCS, the bar would have been fucked. Oh, and ___ was awesome, too, even though the missus was in a pissy mood half the time. Don't want to go there, been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, gave it to him, cried when he didn't like it! Last thought: ___ did ___ which may or may not be a good thing. And apparently he's not Bobby Hill, even though ___ announced it on the mike--he's the love child of Richie Cunningham and Ralph Malph!

I so missed ___, ___, and all my internet buds this weekend. I don't know what I'd do without a computer!! I also missed ___ and ___ quite a bit, but I have a vivid imagination, and that helped. That I missed ___ was a given, but I just don't know what to do about that, and since it makes me sad even to think about it, I just wont.

Good times, man, good times....

It's all about platforms, polyester, wide collars and fake coke on the tables...