The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking...
I mean, what would the children look like?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where will we get
rubber pants our size?
BRAIN:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY:I think so, but where will we find an open
tattoo parlor at this time of night?
BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY: I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me
so.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the
P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain... but do I really need
2 tongues?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but why would anyone
want a depressed tongue?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called
them "sad meals" no one would buy them.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow
White and the Seven Samurai...
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going
to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that
tastes like pencils. Narf.
THE BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times
anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get
the Spice Girls into the paella?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner
with an English accent? I dunno.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but balancing
a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis
Philbin already married?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't
have ears, we'd look like weasels.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal
stripes make me look chubby.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the
chicken won't wear the nylons?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked
corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we get "Sam
spayed," we'll never have any puppies.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize
a whole opera in Yiddish.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's
mostly girls, isn't it?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get
a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms
really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything
lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of
mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other
way, how would we ride a bicycle?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what... you
know.
Pinky: I think so, but... uh... something about
a duck.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering,
Pinky?
Pinky: Wha, I think so Brain, but - *snort* No,
no, it's too stupid.
The Brain: We will disguise ourselves as a cow.
Pinky: Narf. That was it *exactly*
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of
that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been
pondering what you've been pondering?
The Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that
this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
The Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking,
too.
The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what
I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.