"....and bearing the bearer of the American flag....DION!"
"Jesus loves me this I know, for Mz Rhonda tells us so!"
"Man up, cupcake!"
"Mulattos are hot--I love them in those Bollywood movies!"
"I told you--less lube!"
"Grab your drinks! Grab your cocks! Uh, grab your cocktails..."
"Let's hear it for Da Ling and the "Girls Gone Mild"."
"I think the purple pen needs a videocamera!"
"The things you see when you don't have bleach!"
"I'm a fluffernutter, or flutter something--apparently if you fart in Texas, they make you an insect."
"I touched his Mommy!Daddy! button again."
M'NOHAYA LIYTA!!
-Sabrina, congratulating the newest member of the ULWP&NC
Sabrina: ( trophy for the evening's most original use of the c-word) I don't want her coming to Winnipeg if she's gonna be all Cuntor the Magnificent.
"Vivian, pee in your panties, they're on fire."
-Sabrina
Sabrina playing Craniium: Now, That's a penis in bernaisse sauce.
Sabrina: No, I did not fart. If I had farted, I would have announced it. Her Most Imperial Sovereign Majesty presents et cetera. No-one ever has to take credit for MY farts. (glares at Jiminy)
SABRINA: There's no head table
MICHELE: Well maybe they wanted to spread
out randomly.
SABRINA: Well, Dion is Emperor now, and
we know he spreads randomly.
MICHELE: Purple pen!
SABRINA: Oh, shit!
JIMINY LICKIT:
Did you hear the story of how the Gadoink came about?
SABRINA SEVILLE:
Because kerplop just didn't sound right? Purple pen *that*, ya bitch!