Yeah...lets...or not--updates are late, only because, despite being hit by a "southern" bound train, I decided to spare you all the drunken ramblings that my mind would have inevitably forced my fingers to type into the computer, and frankly, there just would have been no point--nothing gained save for general embarrassment, potential loss of mates, and all round bad mojo. So there you have it. Here it is, after four hours of sleep, and wasn't the show grand last night?
Tess has princess written all over her nine feet tall, all legs pretty face ass, let me tell ya--she was amazing--Bring On The Men indeed--course didn't hurt that the men were pretty fabulous too.
I did my number, no one noticed that I was a freak, and I didn't get stoned to death. A good thing. Plus, coveralls, very comfy. My fat self has missed them *L*
And despite myself, everytime the crowd got too big, too str8, too scary, I did look to the back of the room and scout about for that moral support raising a pint glass in my general direction. Mostly it worked. This may or may not be a good thing. Ah, but Stephen King says something about that in Pet Sematary--something about the soil of a man's heart...and he tends it.
Easier, I guess, just to say, in this as in all other things, Im a GoGo--my lips are sealed.
The song is no reflection on any of my woodland creatures, for you know I love you all way more than is good for me, but it was something that came with its own laugh track, which is always to the good.
Oh, and Gilda...thanks...do you watch fat girls at drag shows where you are?
Slainte.
 

Let's Talk Dirty to The Animals--Gilda Radner

A rooster says good morning, With a Cock-a-doodle-doo, Good morning!
A horses neigh, is just his way, Of saying how are you?
A lion growls, hello And owls ask, why? and where? and who?
May I suggest, you get undressed, and show them your wazoo,

Oh, the animals! The animals... Lets talk dirty to the animals!
Fuck you, Mr. Bunny, Eat shit, Mr. Bear
If they don't love it, They can shove it, Frankly, I dont care....

Oh, the animals! The animals... Lets talk dirty to the animals...
Up yours, Mr. Hippo, Piss off Mr. Fox...
Go tell a chicken, Suck my dick and Give it chicken pox..

Oh, the animals! The animals... Lets talk dirty to the animals...
From birds in the tree tops.. to snakes in the grass!
But! Never tell an Alligator.. Bite...my...No!
Never tell an Alligator... Bite...my...Yes!
Never tell an Alligator... Bite..my...Snatch!