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"I thought love meant never having to say 'does that twenty include the spanking?'"

Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Walter a hebetudinous fellow.

It's fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative manoeuvres.

"A duck's quack doesn't echo, no one knows why."

"McBorg - over 50 billion assimilated.  Resistance is futile."

"I've often wondered, if one synchronised swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?"

After all, logic is just the systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

"Yeah, well, rule of thumb, babe, if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."

"You know, it might look like I'm doing nothing but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."

"Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink.  The bartender asks him if he would like another.  'I think not' he says and vanishes in a puff of logic."

 Sort of like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

Last night taught me that you can keep puking, long after you think you're finished.

Last night I learnt that you can't make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Last night taught me that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.  After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

Instead of being true to his lack of faith and screaming 'Oh random... oh chance!' he was pledging his eternal allegiance to the Walter god at two hundred decibels.

 Jesus saves... passes to Moses, he shoots... He scores!

"Tell me Fox, if you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

"Five out of four people have trouble with fractions."

"Well, it's true, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts, after all.

"'Almost' is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order."

"Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."