Steel Magnolias

"There's so much static electricity in here that I pick up everything but boys and money."
-Truvy

"There is no such thing as natural beauty."
-Truvy

"Does your dress have to go over your head?"
-Anelle

"Well, I really do love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live."
-Clairee

"You either shoot it, stuff it or marry it."
-M'Lynn

"That's what really melts my butter."
-Truvy

"How about a glass of iced tea--the house wine of the South."
-Truvy

"I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."
-Shelby

"I'm not crazy, M'Lynn. I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years."
-Ouiser

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
-Clairee

"If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit next to me."
-Clairee

"Smile, it increases your face value!"
-Truvy

"Hey folks, I'm only kidding, I'm just gay."
-Marshall (Clairee's story)

"God don't care which church you go to long as you show up."
-Truvy

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
-Ouiser

"You have the handwriting of a serial killer."
-Clairee

"I do not see plays, cos I can nap at home for free!"
-Ouiser

"You are evil and you must be destroyed."
-Ouiser

"She worships the quicksand I walk on."
-Clairee

"Nuthin' like a good piece of ass."
-Drum

"Spoken like a true smart ass."
-Clairee

"But I assure you that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair."
-Annelle