UNDERGRADS
"Not now, Mump. I'm building a life-size replica of the death star."
"But sir, the semester's over in two days."
"You're right, we'll have to double our efforts."
"Sir, you're going to have to leave."
"The emperor's coming here?"
"Sir?"
- Gimpy and Mump
"Sexy Miss Scully...I wonder if she ever had gonorrhea."
-Cal
"Did the rebels just abandon Hoth when the going got tough?"
"Actually, that's exactly what they did."
- Mump and Gimpy
"Agent Dana Scully is a woman of reason and science, and sharp Armani
suits. She is a sterling example of American womanhood, untouchable by
human hands."
- Gimpy
"You are so PC whipped!"
-Rocco
"Where's your Yoda now?"
-'number one'
"Could you put your mom back on the phone, she sounded pretty sexy"
-Rocco
"I thought that date-rape skit would be a good way to meet girls"
-Rocco
"Shut up about that virgin shit and help me find a slut!"
-Rocco
"I don't feel half as good as you look"
-Nitz
"The world has gone all fiddle-faddle-foo! AAAAHHHH!!!"
-Rocco
"Kimmy... I enjoy sucking and blowing as much as the next guy, but wouldn't
this be easier with a pump?"
-Mark
"I drink and I smash because I care"
-Rocco
"Then we should check out a bitching domanitrix site, they kick ass,
I mean it, actually ass."
-Rocco
"Dude, do I look more naked when I do this, or when I do this?"
-Cal
"I'm gonna suck out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you, you facist bastard!"
-Rocco