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11:45 P.M.
Knock, knock, knock. . . "Who's there?" "Ahhh, it's me. Ringo Langly." The door opens, and there he is.
The man of my dreams. In the flesh. Well, mostly flesh.
Shirtless, just a pair of black
"Langly? What can I do for you this time of night?" Now that I'm finally here, my nerve has left me completely. The few shots of liquid courage I slammed at the corner bar were quickly wearing off. What the hell had I been thinking, coming here like this? I'm gonna kill Frohike one of these days. "Langly?" He's talking to me
again. I could listen to his voice
He's waiting for an answer.
I have to give him one, not just
"Because. . .what?" he asks, somewhat impatiently. "Because. . .I had something to tell you." "Well, come on in." He steps back to allow me to enter, and my hand brushes his bare stomach as I walk past. I swear to myself I'll NEVER wash that hand again. "So. . .this must be pretty important
for you to come here so
"Ahh, yeah. . .it IS pretty important," I stammer. "Have you been drinking, Langly?" he questions, more curious than concerned. He probably knows I'm not a big drinker, well, not anymore. "Um, yeah. . .just a couple.
I. . .wasn't quite sure how to tell
"Well, what is it?" He's all
but tapping his foot in annoyance
What is it? That I love you? That I worship you? That you're the only man I fantasize about when I'm jerking off? That I want to make mad monkey love with you until the end of time? Dammit, my brain's so foggy. . .shouldn't have had that last shot of JACK. "I. . .ahhh. . .I. . . ." With words failing me, with the prospect
of looking like a total
I press myself against that solid,
naked chest, wrapping my arms around that trim, fit waist. I'm breathing
in his pungent
"LANGLY!" His sharp voice yanks me out of my reveries as he tears himself away from me. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I'm startled by the abrupt absence
of lips, but I recover
"Oh, God, Langly," he sighs, running his hand across his face, and I feel my own face fall to the floor. Uh-oh. . .I don't like the sound of that sigh. I watch as his eyes go from shocked fury to--what? Compassion? Sympathy? Fuck. It's pity. Oh,
FUCK! What did I do? Only now do I
"Wait. You have to know something." No. That's where he's wrong. I don't HAVE to know anything. I don't WANT to know anything. He hates me. He's repulsed by me. Oh, Jesus. . .why doesn't the earth just open up and swallow me whole? "It's not you, Langly." Of COURSE it's me!! Look at me! I'm total geek-boy. Ugly, nasty, disgusting geek-boy. Always have been, always will be. What the hell was I doing trying for a stud like him? I am such an IDIOT! "I'm flattered that you feel that
way towards me." Great.
"But I'm already. . .involved. . .with someone else." Code word: SUCKER! If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. "I hope this doesn't affect our friendship."
And the hackneyed
"Langly?" He's looking at me again with those
deep beautiful eyes of his.
His hand is still on my arm, burning
its brand onto my skin.
I nod, afraid of my voice. If I break down in front of him. . . . "I'm really sorry Ringo," he says
quietly as he leads me to the
Another guy, another face, my mind fills in. ANYONE but Langly the loser. In the doorway, I turn to look at him one last time. There'd be no more dreams of him. I'd never get over the pain. "I'm sorry too, Walter. I. . .I won't bother you anymore." I hear Skinner calling my name as I run down the hallway, but I don't look back. 2:00 A.M.
Where the hell ARE you, Langly? Why did I let him go like that? Why didn't I tell him how I felt? There I was, talking a good game, telling him to run off to his mystery man, and me, I was a fucking coward, like I always have been. How much longer could I keep on fooling myself, torturing myself? It was just four little words. "I love you, Ringo." What was so hard about that? I'm just reaching for Jimmy's car
keys to go hunt down our
"Langly, where have you been!?" He turns and glares at me with a look that could freeze deepest Hades. "I hope you won't take this the wrong way, Frohike, but mind your own fucking business!" And with that, he runs off to his bedroom, slamming the door forcefully behind him. I think about it for half a second before I rush off after him. Standing outside his room, I reach up my hand to knock when I hear sobs and a chanting litany of "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!" from behind the closed door. Trying the knob, I find it's locked. No problem. I simply pull out my trusty lock-picker--a couple of flicks of the wrist later and I walk right in. He's sitting on his bed, water-works going overtime. Looking up and seeing me standing in the doorway, he stops sobbing for a moment to grouse, "I've GOT to get a better lock one of these days." I ignore his grumbling and ask, concerned,
"Are you okay,
Staring at me with tears sliding
down his cheeks, he deadpans,
I hold his gaze, and inquire, gently, "Kid, what's wrong?" This time he stares at me accusingly,
and a feel a chill down my spine at the betrayal I see there. "I
took your advice, that's
"I take it that didn't go too well, huh?" He takes off his glasses and wipes
them across his tee shirt.
"Damn it, I'm gonna kill Mulder the next time I see him," I mutter under my breath. "What the hell does Mulder have to do with anything?" he demands. That stops me cold. "You mean.
. .Mulder's not your mystery
He rolls his eyes so far he can see
the wall behind him. "Oh,
"I'm sure he'd beg to differ with
you on that." I take a seat on
That little witticism earns me a smart-alecky smirk. He heaves a deep sigh, and announces, "Walter." "SKINNER?!" I can't help but blurt out. "You have the screaming thigh sweats for Walter Skinner?!" "So, Mel. . .are you STILL willing
to kick his ass?" he asks,
Right. 5'4'', 147 pound, me
up against a friggin' mountain.
"What's wrong with Skinner?" he wants
to know. "I think he's
"Nothing's wrong with him," I explain,
"but he IS a bit old for
He puts his glasses back on and shrugs. "Old guys are cool," he replies. He takes a step forward and flicks at my sheepskin vest with a finger, adding contemptuously, "Of course, there ARE exceptions to that rule." Well, he was back to insulting my
wardrobe. Things couldn't be TOO bad. I grab at his hand before
he can pull it back. "I'm sorry, Ringo," I tell him, solemnly.
"I really am. I never
Gently withdrawing from my grasp, he smiles a sad smile, before he turns away from me. With his back to the bed, his head hanging low, I can barely hear him mumble, "It was so stupid...what the hell would Skinner want with a loser like me anyway?" I stand to join him, placing a friendly hand between his shoulder blades and tell him, softly, "Langly, stop it. You're not a loser. If anything, SKINNER is the loser for turning you down." He sniffles again, and refuses to
look my way. "Yeah, right.
Sliding my arm around his slim shoulders,
I hug him close and
I feel his body stiffen slightly, and the sniffles are momentarily stunned into submission. "Huh?" he asks, as if he hasn't heard right. Moving until I'm standing in front
of him, I repeat, "I said. . .
A look of skepticism crosses his oddly handsome face. "Great. Thanks, Mel. Just what I need--sarcasm." "Dammit, Langly--I hate when you
get like this. You know,
He looks at me for a moment, to see if I'm lying to him. Reading only the truth there, his lower lip quivers slightly, and a single tear rolls down his cheek. "Really?" I brush it away with my thumb.
"Yeah, really." With that, he
And I kiss him.
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