Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
-Drew Carey

Drew Carey: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store. They just don't matter.

Drew Carey: Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast.

The points don't matter. The points are like Velma on Scooby-Doo.
-Drew Carey

That's right the points are just like Canada. they just don't matter!
-Drew Carey

Colin Mochrie: The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.

Greg Proops: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.

Ryan Stiles: There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs.

"Russia! Our women look like men!"
-Ryan Stiles

On today's news, people are going out and about looking for DONUTS! I mean uhhh clothes. Yes clothes.
-Liv in weird newscasters

If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
-Drew Carey

BRAD:"Have you had a baby recently?"
GREG:"Yes, it was delicious"

"I'll fluff your garfield, if you know what I mean"
-Colin Mockery

"Sure it was a blind date, but I wasn't blind enough."
-Ryan Stiles

"I've got calluses on my testicles"
-Colin Mockery

"Do you giggle when you say Regina?"
-Ryan Stiles

"He's the Grand Poobah of Snackitoba."
-Ryan Stiles

"I wannnta fat pros-titute..."
-Colin Mockerey, Doing a Falinni Film impersonation
 

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