The
Orgasmic Tuba's self titled debut cd is now available through IJ Productions.
Delayed for a year and a half, the album was recorded with only a thinned-out
selection of the band's original members, and, as a result, contains only
the playful vocal ditties written by John Hofmeister and Mic Gunter instead
of the full band songs. These songs were then processed though the mind
and the computer of Ian Jones (yours truly), who beefed them up by remixing
them and adding his accordion and keyboard playing, as well as John's tuba
prowess and a bit of Mic's drumming. The finished product has been described
by expert music reviewer Andy VanLooke as "Not sounding like anything else".
This is the final product of countless back-of-the-band-bus performances,
and it presents a full cornucopia of musical ideas and styles ranging from
sea chanteys to trip-hop, from polka to reggae, from industrial to spoken
word to African anthems and beyond ... sometimes all in the same song.
There's really nothing else like it on the planet.
All of this can be yours for
only six dollars.
To purchase contact me. Or,
if you are not lucky (or unlucky) enough to know me,
print out this order form
and mail it to me.
Track Listing:
1. Good
Morning
2. Bagel
Difficulties
3. Afeitamos
El Gato
4. Arr
Me Maties
5. Good
Morning (Scatterbrain Remix)
6. Yo
Me Preocupo
7. Bagel
Difficulties (Scatterbrain Fast Mix)
8. Orgasmic
Tuba
9. Happy
10. Interlude
11. Tuba Colada
12. Orgasmic
Tuba (Software Pirate Mix)
13. You Don't
Know Me (Kiss My Ass)
14. Bourbon
Chicken
15. Tuba
Colada (Tangerine Remix)
16. Pirate
Motif
17. I'm Gonna
Ditch My Ho
18. The Story
of Frank
19. I
Bust a Cap in Your Ass
20. Knight
Rider Theme
21. For my
Neighbors (The Anti-Neighborly Way)
22. Bagel Difficulties
(Scatterbrain Chimp Mix)
23. Pirate
Motif II
24. I am J.
25. Good Morning
(Plastidisc Gothic Dreamix)
26. Happy
Reggae Mon
27. Oh Mamma
Don't you Know
28. Bagel Difficulties
(Plastidisc Freaky Whales Remix)
29. Battlechess
30. T-Rex
31. Good Morning
(Midget Party Mix)
32. I
Have Lost My Mind
33. Interlude
II
34. The Star
Spangled Banner
35. The
End is Here
36. Say Hey
Megamix
37. The End
is Here (Death Star Remix)
38. We
Are Sorry