Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty, what happened to you?
Heaven won't have me and hell's afraid I'll take over!
People are like slinkies- it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the priviledge.
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering "Where the heck is my ceiling!"
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Im an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.
4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Go back to sleep." The fifth one is saying "Why'd you wake up?"
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
I dont need your attitude, I have one of my own.
I'm not werid! I'm gifted.
(Hey, that's what all the Oasis councilors told us to think...!)
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me good, right!?
Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can't do that, mystify them with your B.S.
As an older, more mature young adult your job is to... make fun of all the little kids!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!
No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
This day was a total waste of make-up.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Girls are so complex, they confuse themselves.
In some cultures what I do is considered normal.
Madness chases some, but waits for others...
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS!
UNLESS THEY PROVOKE ME!