Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
SMILE! It scares people...
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
(All you Rehman *shiver* children were thinking "So let's get rich", I know it.)
Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone.
EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords.
It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing.
Normal people worry me.
Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.
(This one's for all my short homies out there and me.)
Life is short, and so am I.
My imagionary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems...
It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hillarious.
Just cause you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Its worse than you thought, they ARE out to get you!
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way.
I try not to let school interfere with my social life.
You're quasi-evil; you're semi-evil; you're the margarine of evil; you're the diet Coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough!
Confusous say:
Man who fly plane upside down, definately have crack-up.
Man who drops watch in toilet have crappy time.
And an alltime favorite:
Baseball very funny game, how can man with four balls walk?
Another Confucious one:
Man who take woman camping have one intent.