(Musical intro )
You skipped the light Fandango
Stomach cart wheeling at what was in store
You were feeling kind of seasick
But the crowd did much implore
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When they all called out for a spanking
You tried to look the other way

And so it was that later
As the Miller told his tale
That your face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale


You said there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see
But I lifted your dress from over my knee
And I would not let you be
Those panties much too thick for me
No one was leaving the butt roast
All eyes were now wide open
But yours just as well stayed closed


And so it was that later
As the Miller told his tale
That your face, was still as ghostly
But your bottom did not remain pale