Are You Really Going To Spank Me?
(With apologies to Culture Club and Boy George)

by Don A. Landhill
(Copyright (c) 2000)

Give me corner time
To realise my crime
Make me bend and kneel
I have asked
for this so much
will my spanking now be real?

Are you really going to spank me?
Are you really going to make me cry?
Precious kisses, smacks that burn me,
Spankers always tell you why.

In my rear the fire´s burning
Change my colour, wale my tar
Precious lover, your spanks tell me
When my brattiness has gone too far

Are you really going to spank me?
Are you really going to make me cry?
Are you really going to spank me?
Are you really going to make me cry?

Words are few that must be spoken
I could waste a thousand years
waiting for the perfect token
look inside and see my tears.

You´ve been scolding but believe me
I have feelings that you do not know
Since you spank me for good reasons
I will follow everywhere you go.

Are you really going to spank me?
Are you really going to make me cry?

If it´s love you want from me,
Then spank away.
Do not listen to my anguished pleas,
make me cry today.

-DAL
Oct 2000