parody by Ron J
 

(short musical intro before opening verse)

If you see your girl’s manners starting to erode
With a heavy load from the deeds she's sowed
And if you see your girl friend falling by the way
Just stop and say you've got a spanking coming your way

You got to try a little spanking
Then show a little kindness
Just shine her bare bottom across your knee
And if you try a little spanking
Then she will soon be thanking
your not like the narrow-minded people on the street
 

(musical passage again before this verse)

Don't walk around the down and out
Lend a helping hand instead of doubt
And a spanking will show her every day
your there to help her along the way

You got to try a little spanking
Then show a little kindness
Just shine her bare bottom across your knee
And if you try a little spanking
Then she will soon be thanking
your not like the narrow-minded people on the street
 

You got to try a little spanking
Then show a little kindness
Just shine her bare bottom across your knee
And if you try a little spanking
Then she will soon be thanking
your not like the narrow-minded people on the street