The Detective
By Ron J
It was the 1930's and I had a very popular job.
It was a lone office but not connected to the mob.
My long trench coat and fedora hung from the rack
But that didn't separate me from the rest of the pack
Like the rest I had a one room office in a old place
That held many other offices with a gloomy face
I had my own detective agency with a sign of the door.
And no it did not say, "please stay away, I implore."
That was just my funny neighbor's little pranks.
I was going to catch her one day, to say thanks.
But until that day I bided my time awaiting my chance
To make her cute bottom do a new lap dance.
I looked up from my desk as the door clicked
It was a well-dressed woman but something ticked
I'd seen her before, but I couldn't remember where
She had read my sign outside "Ace detective... beware."
She strolled to my desk asking if I was the detective.
"I am he" I said, looking at her as a client perspective.
She came straight to the point looked into to my eyes.
She was a woman of great importance I came to realize.
I need you to find something for me right away.
I poured over my empty schedule for the day.
I may just be able to fit you in my dear, sit down.
I slipped the book back in my drawer with a frown.
I stifled the 'ow' for I had shut the drawer on my finger
And I wasn't sure how long this woman would linger.
I had caught a glimpse of the roll of bills now in her hand.
500 to start. There were plenty more as the roll fanned.
I looked at her and mumbled, "yes, I'll fit you in.
But it'll be still very tight so now let us begin.
By the way "what's R. Stand for Mr. Head",
As she looked at sign on my desk instead.
"Richard", I said "but some call, Dick."
So you my dear can just take your pick.
She smiled in control but had to laugh.
I looked at her hard at such a gaff.
"You, young lady should me more polite.
If you were my daughter, I'd make it right."
"Oh" she said "and what would that be."
I replied "a hard spanking over my knee."
"You wouldn't dare", she said with a stare.
"If I do my dear it will be right on the bare."
She came over to me with a gleam in her eye.
But her voice said, "don't even think to try."
I played my own hunch, taking her by the arm.
Pushing some books off a chair with no harm.
I sat down to the chorus, "I too old to be spanked."
But I didn't feel real resistance. In that I banked.
Her tight skirt hugged her cute bottom with pride.
She seems to be taking being over my knee in stride.
Sure there was the protest of "please not on the bare."
But it more like an open invitation, I became aware.
So I wriggled her tight red skirt up a little bit at a time,
Till the sight that was unveiled that was worth every dime,
Even if she decided to take back all the case's expenses,
The unveiling of her fanny was worth it under any pretenses.
Seeing those nylon tops, then her squirming round bum
Encased perfectly in pink lace panties that made me hum.
As I inserted my hand to pull those pink panties down
She insisted to the last defense, causing me to frown
I said "lift up your bottom or it will be worse for you."
I wiggled down those panties till her bum was in view.
It was a bottom just asking to have itself smacked.
I relished in the task to implant the red that it lacked.
She looked back in horror to see her bum on display
But soon it would no concern after I had my say.
I patted her bare bottom gently testing its tautness
Then proceed along not revealing my gauntness.
"So you think Dick is a funny name for a detective.
Well I hope your bare bottom will be as receptive
To a hard spanking to change your perspective."
I rested my hand on a cheek, not being too selective.
For the feel of my hand on her bare behind
Caused her hips to start to bump and grind.
But I said "you have this coming so lie still."
But my hand on her bum still gave her a chill.
"I'll have to give you a good reason to squirm.
And then maybe you will understand my firm.
I may be a one-man detective agency right now
But I still deserve your respect without a row.
I started to spank with firm loud stinging swats
Reddening each cheek till she was yelling lots.
The sound of the "ows" following my spanks,
I knew in her language was just saying "thanks".
When I stopped, I was staring at a very red bum
As I listened to hear whether her tears had come.
My straining ears were treated to a gentle soft sob
Which told me very clearly I was doing a good job.
I told her this would set our work arrangement straight
If I got any lip or backtalk this would be again her fate.
"You'd better behave like a lady whenever I'm around
Or your bottom spanked bare again as you just found.
I finished off with a volley that had her bottom dancing
That made my delivering the smacks even more enhancing
When I came to the finish her tears were flowing at will
I therefore decided to let her lay there till she had her fill.
Then I wiggled her pink panties back in their place
So they hugged her bottom so smoothly with grace.
Then I lifted her up beside me and pulled her skirt down
Her face still showed the effects of the tears and a frown
I handed her a tissue to wipe her makeup and face
But as she stood, she still blushed at her disgrace.
She was still caught up in moments just before,
When she was over my knee, staring at the floor.
With her panties pulled down and her bum up in the air
With my hand spanking her cheeks to a bright red glare.
My hand each time making contact with her bare flesh
Was now when she again face me causing the duress.
I looked again to her blushing face, but she avoided my eyes,
So I just gave her a receipt for the cash then began to realize
That I hadn't asked what the case was she had paid me for.
I asked her to sit down but she kindly declined my offer.
She gave her bottom an instinctive rub at the thought
But stopped when she realized she'd been caught.
"Okay, you can stand if you like, just tell me the case."
She began talking in circles. I said "lady cut to the chase."
"My poor cat", she blurted out, "goes away for days."
I want you to track for me and see where it strays
I looked at her trying to see if she was really serious.
But she just went on and on "this is so mysterious"
I gathered then that she was not just pulling my leg
The big dollars offset my status going down a peg.
My ego could take it, to keep my own practice alive
Then I could take the cases on which I would thrive.
I decide for sure, I would take her case, so I told her so.
I held out a contract to sign then was about to let her go.
When I realized I had spanked her bare bottom already
But didn't know her name, I held the contract up steady.
I knew that name but I couldn't place from where
I then handed her a copy and gave her a last stare.
I watched as she left, even more beautiful than before
I'm sure it was as a result of her time staring at the floor
I went to the office door and said a regrettable goodbye
Then noticed my cute nosy neighbor scurrying on by.
In her hand was a piece of chalk that I saw by chance.
I then turned to the door to see the graffiti in a glance.
I rushed down the hall before she could disappear
Then grabbed her hand. Now what have we here?
I took the white chalk and marched her to my door.
There, now for you and I have something more.
I stepped her into my office, not closing the door.
I then proceeded to ask her "what's all this for."
When she didn't answer and just smiled at me
I propelled her bum immediately over my knee.
"Now young lady we'll get to the bottom of things."
I pulled up her skirt and her protests took wings.
I ignore them saying "this is what you've been needing,
So there is no use at all now doing all this pleading."
When her panties became visible she protested even more.
But I told her that they're coming down, so no need to implore.
"I wont be seeing your panties for very long", I said with a sigh.
I pulled them down, inside out, planting them at her mid thigh.
When her bare bottom was fully on display across my knee,
I said, "There's no need for all the yelling. It's a lovely bottom I see.
It certainly is a most spankable bottom befitting your recent crimes,
And I am going to spank it hard right now many many times
Till I believe your promise to never write on my door again.
Your bare bottom is going to experience lots and lots of pain.
I started to spank very firmly each white soft cheek in its turn.
I hoped from this hard spanking that my neighbor would learn,
That each little charade like this would result in a spanking.
A lesson she would find would just escalate in its ranking.
I told her as I spanked that it would be worse if repeated.
She better not mess with my door if she likes being seated.
For after your spanking today you wont be sitting for a while
When I spank, a hard spanking on the bare, is my only style
I commenced with the task of spanking her lovely bare seat
And anyone near my office would have heard the steady beat.
But the fact that I had left the door open did nothing to dispel
How this very naughty young nosey lady was beginning to yell.
Soon she didn't care who heard her bare bottom being smacked
Her world was only that her red bottom was still being whacked.
Actually a small crowd had just gathered just outside my front door
I over heard a few ladies comments that the brat needed a lot more.
The smile on the older ladies faces seeing her getting her comeuppance
Reinforced my spanking efforts to make her bottom start to a dance.
Her tearful eyes were soon as red as her bare bottom on display
All the other girls in the office were delighted to see her pay.
For miss Smarty pants was a brat to all the other ladies too
So they all were very delighted at their current red bottom view
When I ended the spanking and stood her on her own feet
It was then that she realized the audience to her red seat.
Her faced blushed at seeing all the other ladies delight,
In seeing her bottom get spanked so red in their sight.
She pulled up her panties and dropped her dress fast
Then rushed out the door crying amongst the whole cast.
A big cheer from the older ladies was heard from the hall
For from this day she's called Miss Red Bottom by one and all.
No longer the little brat playing pranks on one and all
Now the ladies just reminded her about how she did bawl
As Dick spanked her completely bare bottom over his knee
If she was bad again they'd tell him and spanked she would be.
For they heard Richard say to her before she ran out his office door
"Any more like that young lady and you'll get even spanked more."
So all it took was one spanking and she's been behaving good to date
For all the ladies are just looking for her to slip and face her fate.
All I hear them talk about now is the good spanking that she got from me
The older ladies want nothing more than to see her again across my knee
She blushes each time they mention it in her store to some others
But they just want to see her blush, knowing how much it bothers.
I started to think about following up on my kitty cat case
As I was looking forward to seeing that lady with such grace
I'm sure she too would soon again be across my knee getting spanks
For a day does not go by now, that for this day, I don't say "thanks".