The Waitress by Ron There once was a time, a pretty raven haired lass was working a nearby café after her college class. But she however gave the wrong person some sass the man just wanting to pay his bill in small cash. To me, she just liked being a real smart ass As if I wasn’t in her realm, of the upper-class. But later that afternoon on the very same day Much to our surprised young lady's dismay, Her husband came by and had his own say About her treatment of his good friend today. His methods were in the old fashioned way. I was actually lucky enough that day to be there When her kind husband pulled out a single chair. Our poor young lady, however started to swear But her husband, soon took up his issued dare. And over his knee was soon her bottom bare, For he pulled down her pants and underwear. Well the spanking that followed was loud And attracted soon quite a large crowd But the husband did all her customer's proud As his hand landed like a thundering cloud Till our young lady had sincerely vowed. He then stopped to loud applause and bowed. To this day, that pretty gal now treats me alright But I can't help thinking back to her earlier plight, When her cute red bare bottom, now out of sight Was getting such a hard spanking the other night to all her formerly mistreated customer's delight. From now on she knows to be lady-like and polite.