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“It
was amazing!” The young redhead said. “He's so fucking incredible. His dick,
man…”
“Ohhhkay,”
the shorter man said, laughing. “Let's get you into a cab.” He motioned to a
large bodyguard.
“But
you'll give him my number, right? He said he loved me! He'll call me, I know
it! I'm a great lay,” the redhead persisted.
“Got
your number in my pocket. You have a great life.” The short man turned and
headed back to the hotel room door once he had passed his baggage onto the
bodyguard. He knocked, then swiped the keycard through the reader. “What the
hell was THAT?”
“Oh,
Chris…wanna drink?” A thin figure on the sofa slurred, holding up a glass.
“For
God's sake, Josh, get some clothes on.” Chris picked up a pair of jeans and
tossed them towards the sofa.
“Are
these even mine?” He sat the glass down and sat up slowly.
“I
hope so,” Chris snapped. “Josh, you can't keep doing that. He wants to give you
his number. He was telling me about your dick!”
“It
IS nice,” Josh said admiringly, looking down at himself. “It does a lot of good
in the world.”
“God,”
Chris said, annoyed. “One of these days we're gonna get one who doesn't keep
his mouth shut, and your career is over.”
“Christopher,
I am a millionaire. I have more gold albums than I can count. I'm an
international star. I am also one hundred percent out of the closet and
everyone knows it.” Josh stood up, zipping himself into the tight jeans.
Chris
had to admit that if he had swung that way, he'd be drooling over JC Chasez. He
was long and lean and pretty, and had a voice like an angel. He had an amazing
creative mind, and not only did he write gold albums for himself, but co wrote
with other performers as well. But being his manager, partner, and all around
babysitter was hard enough, without throwing a relationship into it. Chris was
grateful yet again that he was straight. “You're not even that drunk,” Chris
pointed out. “You know better.”
“Chris,
I am a young American male. I deserve to get laid just like everyone else,” JC
said, stretching and smiling at Chris. “You'd deprive me of sex?”
“Of
course not. But you need to be more discreet! I know everyone knows you're gay.
I know that you deserve to get a piece of ass, just like any other famous
person,” Chris said before JC could start up the old argument. “But this…Josh,
I hate having to deal with them once you kick them out. It's a pain in the
ass.”
“I'm
sorry, Chrissy.” JC put an arm around Chris and kissed his cheek. “What would I
do without you?”
“You'd
be penniless and no one would know your name, that's what,” Chris said,
squirming slightly.
“Do
I make you horny, baby?” JC purred into Chris' ear. Chris gave a laugh and
pulled away.
“Puhleeze,
Chasez. I've known you for fifteen years, and you've never given me a boner.”
“Maybe
I have…maybe I can be the one to turn you to the Pink Side,” JC cooed, chucking
Chris under the chin.
“The
Pink Side? How quaint,” Chris snorted. “You need sleep, and then we need to
talk about this tomorrow.”
“There's
nothing to talk about!” JC sighed, heading for the bedroom.
“Look,
JC, we're booked at Caesar's for a week. There's NO way I'm letting you drag
groupies into your room every night,” Chris said sternly. “I'll find a way to
get you some, okay? Just promise me you'll behave.”
“Fine,”
JC pouted. “I'm not some nympho, Chris, I promise! I just…I get lonely.” JC
flopped onto his bed. Chris stood in the doorway.
“I
know you do, Jayce. And I'm on your side in this, I swear. I just don't want
you making the wrong decision and getting hurt.”
JC
smiled slowly, a ray of light that warmed Chris through and through. “Thank
you, Chris. I love you.”
“Love
you, too, Josh. I'll see you in the morning.”
“And quit calling me Josh!” JC yelled as
Chris closed the bedroom door.
“What's
this?” JC looked at the piece of paper on his plate.
“Eat
up, babe. We gotta get on the bus and move it on out to Vegas,” Chris
instructed, his own plate full of eggs and sausage.
JC
wrinkled his nose at the greasy mixture, and carefully placed a bagel, cream
cheese and fruit on his own plate, after removing the paper. “What is it?”
“Eat
while you read,” Chris ordered. “Damn, I can never get used to room service.
Love it!”
JC
obediently spread cream cheese on his bagel, then began to read. He choked on
his second bite of bagel. “Chris, this is a…”
“Yeah,
it is!” Chris said cheerfully. “Hurry up, Jayce!”
“Chris,
this is a whorehouse.”
“It
isn't, really. I mean, it's selective and classy and it's discreet. DISCREET,
Joshua,” Chris said sternly. “You can stay the night there, and I don't have to
get anyone a cab and listen to any more stories about your penis.”
“But…losers
go to whorehouses!” JC whined. Chris raised an eyebrow. JC never whined. “I
mean, it looks like I can't get my own piece.”
“Do
this. For me,” Chris said softly. JC frowned. Chris never asked for ANYTHING.
“It's outside the city, it's LEGAL, and we know you're safe. There's some sort
of party the first night you're there. Let's just check it out, okay?”
“You'll
come along?” JC asked.
“Of
course,” Chris said. He wasn't missing this for the world.