10. New character introduced: Malcolm X-Man

9. Flashback sequence of Wolverine`s failed career as a Mohel

8. A drunk Professor X uses his telepathic powers to unbutton Storm`s blouse

7. Cyclops frequently renders crude Degeneration X style crotch-chop to Senator Kelly

6. Script contains the phrase "buck wild" 458 times

5. Beast found out to be a mutated Smurf

4. Magneto puts away his cape and helmut in favor of festive Hawaiian flower shirt and cut-off jean shorts

3. Toad appointed new Federal Reserve Chairman

2. Sentinels replaced with friendly gnomes who repair shoes at night

1. Sabertooth`s tear jerking battle with Parkinson`s disease

I found this at fandom.com.