--words and music by Michael Stanley / Jonah Koslen
from "You Break It...You Bought It!", 1975, Epic Records
(revving engine, tuning radio, announcer, "John R", WLAC Nashville, TN) John Richbourg - Wikipedia "Hey skinny moma, come up close like now I know you look good but you can still look better Tell you guys too if you're underweight, I want you to listen carefully don't sit around parties like a wall flower because bones show thru where they shouldn't shape up quick with a wonderful new discovery More weight plan here's a plan that guarantees you will gain weight or your money back you can't beat that, huh your appetite gets big friends so when you sit down to, ah, all that good food, you'll eat it up, man and ah, you gain weight too all you do is send two dollars and ninety- eight cents in cash, check or money order to more weight...." Home ain't a suitcase, it ain't no place at all Love ain't a number on a men's room wall... (Just looking for some) highway angel Somebody tell me right from wrong Highway angel Won't you sing me a driving song Won't you sing me a driving song... Well some New Jersey lady really took me for a ride Well I've run out of time, out of lines and out of pride... (Just looking for some) highway angel I need somebody who's gonna tell me right from wrong Highway angel Won't you sing me a driving song Won't you sing me a driving song... (revving engine, announcer) Highway angel... to fade