I'm Pissed
--words and music by Michael Stanley

I'm pissed the years are racing
And I'm pissed my knees are shot
I'm pissed each time the phone rings
And it's somebody who's not
I'm pissed at politicians
And all their half-ass friends
Participation trophies and loose ends...

I'm pissed my stuff keeps breaking
I'm pissed at gluten free
I'm pissed I say these kids today
Don't know how it use to be
And I'm pissed nobody's listenin'
And reason's taken flight
And I'm pissed that you're
so far away tonight...

(Chorus)
Yeah the list it just keeps growin'
And it just goes on and on
I'm so close to being that guy
Who screams get off my lawn
And all these good intentions
Are so easily dismissed
Tell ya man, goddamn I'm pissed...

I'm pissed when I was younger
That I wasted so much time
And how the fears through all the years
Just cut down on the prime
I'm pissed that all you snowflakes
Keep cryin' you've been dissed
And I'm pissed you're pissed
that I'm pissed
That you're pissed