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Quotes from Something Positive:
1-1-02
PeeJee: You could always have sex with Davan.
Aubrey: Plenty of his lovers have switched teams afterwards.
Davan: Hay! Fuck you! That's only happened twice!
1-22-02
Jason: Yeah, I meant to warn you. Davan can smell fear. I'm pretty sure he gets off on it, too.
1-31-02
Davan: Don't let it get you down, Choo-Choo. If she can't help but break into uncontrolled vomiting just because I've got an elastic kitty, then she's not the girl for me.
2-11-02
Jason: Hey, Kharisma, I want you to meet Davan - he's the friend I told you about.
Kharisma: Hi, it's a pleasure to-- OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! IT'S HORRIBLE! KEEP IT AWAY LEST I CATCH WHATEVER DEVASTATING, DEFORMITY-INDUCING DISEASE OF UGLINESS IT CARRIES!
2-12-02
Davan: So are you really this stupid, or simply abusing the fact I won't hit a woman?
4-10-02
Davan: Who's daddy's favorite weapon, huh? Is it Choo-Choo? Is it Choo-Choo? Yes, it is! Such a good hand-to-hand weapon you are!
4-26-02
Kim: Davan, women find it attractive when a man knows the right time to shut the fuck up. Just some friendly advice.
Davan: If I didn't ruin the mood by saying something stupid, I wouldn't be me, would I?
6-4-02
Aubrey: So, really, what's a hottie like you doin' with Davan? Is it pity? Is he blackmailing you?
Eva: I've narrowed it down to Voodoo or the fact I'm a gold digger with shockingly lowered expectations.
6-14-02
Davan's Self-Love Club T-shirt: Sigma Masta Bata- Get a Grip on Yourself
6-23-02
PeeJee: Please, Davan, put me out of this misery. I beg you!
Davan: Sorry, cutie, but I don't believe in mercy killing.
PeeJee: Since when?!
Davan: Since I realized how fun it is to watch people be more miserable than I am.
7-2-02
Davan: Y'know, it's not that God ass-fucks me every chance he gets that pisses me off so much as that annoying laughter of his I constantly hear in the back of my mind.
8-9-02
Jason: Davan's heritage is Irish, German and American Indian. He doesn't need alcohol. He's genetically drunk.
8-15-02
Eva: Funny. I didn't know boys were allowed to play mind games to get their girlfriends to spill their emotions. I thought that, as a rule, that was something we girls got to do.
Davan: Normally, we're not, but when it comes to mind games, I like to play by free-form tournament rules.
8-16-02
Eva: Davan! Wait up! There is something I wanted to talk to you about!
Davan: Really? Wow. Give me a minute so I can fake a proper expression of shock
9-13-02
Davan's boss: Did you consider what sort of suicide rate we'd have if people killed themselves just because they were stupid?
Davan: Yes. An acceptable one.
10-18-02
PeeJee: Fucking white people. It amazes me the bullshit they'll believe as long as you're Asian and you precede whatever you're saying with "Ancient Chinese Secret." Eyes so big, brain so small.
Aubrey: Peejee! ix-nay on our ecret-say in front of the onkey-hay! Ix-nay!
10-29-02
Davan: *throws water on coven leader* What the fuck?! You're not melting! Damn Judy Garland, that lying bitch!
1-18-03
PeeJee: AAAW, it's so cute when they feel the need to fight for my honor. Sorta makes me wish I had some.
1-19-03
Jhim: Hey, Davan! Remember that dance troupe Aubrey told me to try out for? They Accepted me!
Davan: Wow. Gay man in a dance troupe. Way to live the stereotype, Jhim.
2-19-03
Faye's mom: Now, Faye. Be Fair. The people here are good people with decent morals
Faye: Which explains the cross buring last Saterday how?
Faye's mom: Well, ER... It is Winter, and maybe someone was just trying to make sure Jesus was warm.
3-5-03
Davan: Jason look! Canadian hip-hop!
Jason: You're touching it with your bare hands? EEEW!
3-9-03
Jhim: I think I really want more from him, but I don't know if I should confront him. What would you do?
Davan: What do you mean?
Jhim: Well, let's say you though someone was in love with you--
Davan: I don't have that strong of an imagination.
3-24-03
Jhim: Wow. That's really depressing, Davan.
Davan: Yes, well, my specialty is depressing people into submission so they'll never ask me anything deep again.
Jhim: Y'know, that may be why most people don't go out of their way to talk to you in general.
Davan: You're still talking. To me, that says you want to hear the story of how my first cat died. But since we're friends, I'll lighten it up with silly voices.
3-25-03
Jhim: Which is worse? That I'm dating a guy who won't come out of he closet, or that I'm his five year old's bitch?
5-14-03
Faye: The Bible demands eye for an eye! Eye for an eye, daddy!
Faye's dad: How is it you only remember anything from the Bible when it involves punishment?
Faye: Daddy, we're Southern Baptists. What other parts of the Bible matter to us?
5-31-03
Choo-Choo: Don't worry. Just one sharp twist of your neck and all the suffering ends.
Shiba: In Heaven, I will sing your praises, my sweet Angel of Mercy.
6-6-03
Jason: I'd like you to know I've calculated how fast The Flash would stroke per second during masturbation and the force of impact from the resulting "stream." Since I'm in close range, I'm pretty sure I can hit his eyes, therefore blinding him.
Davan: I never thought I'd see the day someone with a degree in calculus would actually be able to put all this shit to use.
Jason: I BUKKAKE FOR JUSTICE!
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