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Josh's Exposition

"Communism and You"

Date: 3 February-8 February 2000.

This public service announcement was originally released by the U.S. Department of Defense in 1952 to help combat Communism through propaganda work. Although unconfirmed, Senator McCarthy was no doubt behind this. McCarthy wisely made an analogy of Communism being a nasty alien thing that harms the host body. The same design would later inspire Ridley Scott when making his epic film, Alien, twenty-seven years later in 1979. Following the release of this publication, Communist problems dropped nearly 14% by 1963. In early 2000, the only known remaining copy was discovered in an attic in Maine and carefully restored.

If you have difficulties reading the text in the drawings above, then a transcript is provided below for your benefit.

COMMUNISM
AND
YOU

©1952
US DEPARTMENT
OF DEFENCE,
WASHINGTON, DC WARNING:
his is a true story and contains
graphic scenes. If you are
sensitive to such materials you
should not read this.
Parental supervision advised.

-The Management.

COMMUNISM is a small parasitic
creature that lives
curled in your chest
and feeds off you. Every once in a while the creature
sneezes and a nation falls.

The host becomes a
mindless zombie who
believes
his leader
is a
GOD. Only freedom fighters like
Ian Malcolm can
save the world.

"I gots me a
COMMIE
STICK!™"

GO
MALCOLM
GO!
JUSTICE!
FREEDOM!
KA-ZAM!

"YOU FILTHY RAT!" When the host gets beat, the
creature gets angry!

The creature busts its way through the
host's ribcage and rips through
the chest.

Host promptly
dies, but is
now free from
Communism,
so it's okay. "Take this
Commie
Pig!"

"Hey, what's that?"

Along comes the BIG
COMMIE MOMMA!

"Egads!" OH NO!

"Oh no!
It's
Stalin!"

"FOOL! Did
you really
think that
you could
defeat
me and my
COMMUNISM?

"My COMMUNISM and I
have been beyond Time and
Space. You are no match
for me, mortal. And now,
prepare to die." "NEVER!"

"NO!"

"I'LL BE BACK!
SOMEDAY!" And so the battle continues.

"I'll get
you yet,
STALIN!"

THE
END!

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COMMUNISM AND YOU ©1952 US DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE, WASHINGTON, DC	WARNING: his is a true story and contains graphic scenes. If you are sensitive to such materials you should not read this. Parental supervision advised. -The Management.
COMMUNISM is a small parasitic creature that lives curled in your chest and feeds off you.	Every once in a while the creature sneezes and a nation falls.
The host becomes a mindless zombie who believes his leader is a GOD.	Only freedom fighters like Ian Malcolm can save the world. "I gots me a COMMIE STICK!™"
GO MALCOLM GO! JUSTICE! FREEDOM! KA-ZAM! "YOU FILTHY RAT!"	When the host gets beat, the creature gets angry!

The creature busts its way through the host's ribcage and rips through the chest. Host promptly dies, but is now free from Communism, so it's okay.	"Take this Commie Pig!" "Hey, what's that?"
Along comes the BIG COMMIE MOMMA! "Egads!"	OH NO! "Oh no! It's Stalin!" "FOOL! Did you really think that you could defeat me and my COMMUNISM?
"My COMMUNISM and I have been beyond Time and Space. You are no match for me, mortal. And now, prepare to die."	"NEVER!"
"NO!" "I'LL BE BACK! SOMEDAY!"	And so the battle continues. "I'll get you yet, STALIN!" THE END!