Josh's Exposition
"Pokémon Uma"
Date: 29 November 1999.
This came about during the height of the dreaded Pokémon phase, which I found particularly bothersome. I finished watching, I think, "Gattaca" with Uma Thurman and noted that her hair seemed impossibly tight at times (Example). Tighter than I could ever get my hair, that's for sure. I began to think about the stresses that had to be in play to contain her hair like that. I mean, if a bobby pin slips, the whiplash could take off a leg! So with this in mind, Pokémon Uma came about. As she shrieks "Uma! Uma!," she whips villainous foes with her lethal ponytail. This went on for a couple of months. I'm not sure why she's a squirrel.
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