Zac: They're great...but...
Ike: Zac doesn't date yet, 'cause, you know...
Zac: I like them.
Tay: Zac likes everyone we do!
Zac: (giggles) It's in the blood!
Tay: We all like Gwen Stefani.
Zac: Yeah, she's cool.
Ike: You see, he does! We told you!
Zac: (jokingly) Ike is just jealous because this girl flirted more with me after a concert...because I am so fine...
Ike: You wish!
Zac: Eww, now we get down to the good parts (acts all excited)
Tay: Yeah, go on, Ike, they wanna hear more...
Ike: Well, I met this girl after a concert and she was really pretty and nice...
Zac: (covers his mouth and whispers out loud to the camera) She was all over him!
Ike: Zac, she was not! She's like 17 though...but she was a babe, dude. (in a butthead voice)
Tay: I never got a good look at her, but she was a burnette.
Ike: Yeah, burnetters are cool!
Zac: (looks at Ike) Burnetters! (giggles)
Tay: I think this is the climax.
Ike: (Tries going on, but keeps laughing about what Tay said)
Zac: Okay, you see...he met this girl afterwards and she and him were doing the little flirty thing, you know, all mooshy mooshy...and then they said their goodbyes.
Ike: If I ever saw her again...
Zac: Wow, Ike, you rebel!
Ike: Wait, I didn't get to finish! Zac, you are so bad; you're wasting my time! (both guys paly hit each other)
Tay: Okay, so if he ever saw her again, he'll talk to her. The end. (leans back)
Ike: Thanks, Tay.
Zac: Tay, who do you like?
Tay: Well, I like girls, but I haven't seen a girl that I can really just go up to her without going, uh...
Zac: Let me help! (in a hyperventilating voice) Oh my God! I...Oh, my God!
Ike: Zac likes Avery.
Zac: Oh yeah, I'm gonna marry her! (all laugh)
Zac: Sorry, I prefer girls that are older.
Ike: Okay, we have to stop here or we are gonna get too descriptive!
Tay: I already told my story...
Ike: Yeah, because you're not as girl-crazy as us!
Tay: I can't help it....And how do you know I'm not girl crazy?
Zac: 'Cause! (satnds up) You're not, buddy!
Tay: Zac, you'd make a cute girl!
Zac: So would you!
(Zac tries to sit in Tay's lap)
Ike: I guess I am the only real man here.
Zac: I guess so, JUST KIDDING!
(Tay breaks up into a huge laugh)
Zac: Okay, we have to go!
Ike: Yeah, we have stuff to do...
(Ike and zac wave wildy)
