"Girls are just icing on a cake, or music is like a hotdog and girls are the condiments. Life is a twinkie, and girls are the sticky white stuff inside"-Zac{thanx to who sent this to me!}
"Yo!Peace, love, and bullet proof marshmallows!"-Zac
"Save a tree;eat a beaver!"-Zac
"Lots and lots of trees together, equals big trees!"-Zac
"I'm retarded"-Ike
"I don't know about good lookin'"-Taylor
"Excuse me. I have to go throw up"-Ike
"We have a situation"-Ike
"You don't have to touch the balls..."-Taylor
"Do I know you?"-Zac
"Fat, cute, very cute, the first baby summo wrestler"-Taylor describing Zoe
"Now you're gonna die!"-Zac
"No I am not a girl and no I will not pull my pants down to prove it." -Taylor
"Look at that cute girl! No wait that's me!" -Zac
"If we are girls then we are really ugly girls" -Ike
"Hello my dahlin'! I love you.."-Ike
"We're not a young band; we're just a band that happens to be young."-Ike
"The worst thing we've gone is spitting on people from hotel balconies. I hit someone the other day- that was pretty cool!"-Tay
"Blue. Why are you asking me that? (his response to a interviewer when asked what his fav color was)"-Zac
"It's cool to talk to fans; to find out where they're from and why they buy the records."-Ike
"It's a combination of whoa and ha. It's kinda like whoahaa."-Tay
"We're best friends. Only best-er."-Zac
"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom."-Ike
"Hi. I wear turquoise underwear."-Tay
"You're just jealous because this girl was flirting with me more after a concert. Because I'm so fine."-Zac
"I'd like to thank my girlfrield, no wait, I don't have one." -Ike
"I go to a mental hospital every once in a while and they do checkups." -Zac
"Music's always changing, and you have to change with it, or else you're stupid." -Zac
"Yes, my real name is Jordan, but I just thought that Taylor would bring out the color of my eyes a little better." -Tay, obviously
"My piano teacher never liked me. I banged." -Tay
"Sometimes I just want someone to kiss me and hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright. But I haven't found that special person yet." -Tay
"...and they're getting a little more, uh, frisky?" -Zac
"Luckily, the underwear thing is not that common, because there were a few times when they threw things up, and I was like, 'Oh my God. That thing is huge!'" -Ike
"When I kiss a girl for the first time I hope that she's not as hairy as our dog" -Taylor {Thanks to Elizabeth Rhone for this one!}
Okay, there's my few for now! I'll keep adding your faves and mine!