NO BUTTER NO OIL
Tag you're it, now you're this, something with a title out there
A game of catch when it never comes back
An ex-con teddy bear
The ice cream man is blowin' his horn
Showing you his family jewel
Ask for water and what do you get
A pitcher full of ice cold drool
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
THE FANCIER THE WORSE AND THE SHIT STARTS TO BOIL
I DON'T CARE IF I HAPPEN TO SPOIL
IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
It's Haloween twenty for seven
Though you might think it's Valentine's Day
A charity for the children of the poor
Where they're the ones who pay
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
THE FANCIER THE WORSE AND THE SHIT STARTS TO BOIL
I DON'T CARE IF I HAPPEN TO SPOIL
IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
A jumping jack on a trampoline
Could make you feel higher, higher
A frozen piece of gasoline
Could start a fire
NO BUTTER, NO
My therapist had to cancel my appointment
'Cause she had to run to her own
I'm in a crowd, a selfish kind of crowd
Feeling so alone, alone, alone
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
THE FANCIER THE WORSE AND THE SHIT STARTS TO BOIL
I DON'T CARE IF I HAPPEN TO SPOIL
IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU
NO BUTTER
IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU
NO OIL
IF IT'S ALL ALRIGHT WITH YOU
NO BUTTER, NO OIL
