Welcome to *the* Phil page!

Ok, maybe Phil's NOT so great. I've been told he's just not the pimp he used to be. However, these pages are still funny, so I'll leave them up for your amusement!

What is so special about Phil?

• 1. He's PHIL. Enough said!
• 2. He's an AWESOME clarinet player. It would be almost impossible to find a musician of his age that has the talent that he has!
• 3. He looks REALLY keen in navy blue!
• 4. He's great at roller blading!
• 5. He's not Will.
• 6. He's finally GONE!!

The *Phil* Survey Results

1. What is so great about PHIL?

2. Are there any clarinet players BETTER than Phil? If so, state the name of such a person.

3. If you could change one thing about Phil, what would it be?

4. Who is better... Phil or Maynard? (If you don't know who Maynard is, he is a REALLY AWESOME brass player. He can play pretty much EVERY brass instrument.)

Click here to see what people have to say about Phil.
Here you will find a step too far... the list of ideas for *Phil* products!