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FIRST THING I WANT TO EXPLAIN IS THAT
YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE IDEA THAT
DEALERS DONT WANT YOU TO WIN.....THAT MY
FRIEND IS NOT THE FACT. DEALERS HOPE
THAT YOU WILL WIN BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT
MAKING MONEY THEY ARE NOT MAKING ANY
MONEY...LOSERS DONT TIP AS WELL AS
WINNERS DO.....A DEALER MAY WANT YOU TO
LOSE IF IN FACT YOU ARE BEING A
JERK....AND
THAT WOULD BE UNDERSTANDABLE....HOW
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SERVE A JERK?... WOULD
YOU WANT THEM OUT OF YOUR AREA SA SOON
AS POSSIBLE....YEP.....KNEW YOU
WOULD....AND DEALERS ARE PEOPLE TOO..
SO IF BY CHANCE A DEALER GIVES YOU SOME FRIENDLY ADVICE...MOST CASES YOU CAN BE WELL ASSURED THAT ITS GOOD ADVICE...UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE BEING ONE OF THOSE JERKS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT... IF YOU SEE A DEALER AT AN
EMPTY TABLE COULD BE A SIGN THAT THEY
ARE WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL HOT
DEALERS ARE NOT ONLY THERE TO DEAL THE GAME THEY ARE THERE TO IN FORSE THE RULES...WHEN THEY REMIND YOU OF THE RULES THEY ARE NOT PICKING ON YOU THEY ARE ADVISING YOU OF THE RULES OF THE HOUSE AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FOLLOW THEM... EXAMPLE:ONLY USE ONE HAND ON THE CARDS.ONLY ONE HAND MEANS ONE HAND..YOU MAY NOT TOUCH YOUR BET AFTER THE CARDS HAVE BEEN DELT...THAT IS A CONTRACT AND CAN NOT BE TOUCHED BY THE PLAYER AGAIN UNTIL THAT HAND HAS BEEN COMPLETED.....AND THAT IS AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN PAID IF YOU HAVE WON THE HAND...DONT BEND THE CARDS..BENT CARDS HAVE TO BE REPLACED AND AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE RULES AND CONTINUE TO BREAK THEM....GUESS WHAT.....NO MORE ACTION YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE GAME BY A PIT BOSS....END OF STORY..GUESS SLOTS WILL BE ALL THE ACTION YOU WILL GET FOR A WHILE.....BUT REMEMBER IF THIS HAPPENS YOU WERE ADVISED BY THE DEALER AND SHE OR HE WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU STAY IN THE GAME. NOW LETS START THE DOS AND DONTS AT LEAST FROM MY POINT OF VIEW SPLITING 10'S....HEHEHE...WANT 2 15'S GO AHEAD SPLIT AND WHEN THE DEALER DRAWS OUT TO A 21 AND THE REST OF THE PLAYERS ARE READY TO TAR AND FEATHER YOU MAYBE YOU WONT WANT TO DO IT AGAIN...THEN MAYBE THE LUCK IS WITH YOU AND YOU GET 2 20'S AND THE DEALER WOULD HAVE BUSTED AND CAUSED THE WHOLE TABLE TO LOSE BUT THATS OK YOU WON THAT HAND AND YOU ARE NOW WONDERING WHY EVERYONE AT THE TABLE IS CURSING...I WONDER WHY...... IM HEARING EVERY ONE GIVE US SOME LOVE...YEA YOU HIT THAT 15 AGAINST MY 6 AND YOU BUSTED AND I MADE A HAND OUT OF WHAT YOU GAVE ME.....WELL WHERE DID THE DEALERS BUST CARD GO....CAN YOU TELL ME.????..OH THERE IT IS YOU MADE A 25 OUT OF YOUR 15 AND LEFT ME A 4 AND I COULD HAVE HAD A 26 AND NOW I HAVE A 20..THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE..AND YOU ARE ANGRY AT THE DEALER..MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WILL LET THE DEALER TAKE THE HIT...THINK MAYBE NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT 15 THE DEALER HAS THAT KING LOOKING YOU IN THE FACE....OH SCARED YOUR GONNA BUST OUT HUH...SO YOU PASSED THAT CARD UP GONNA LET THE GUY NEXT YOU HAVE IT...AND HE LOVES YOU HE HAS A 14 AND WALA HE HITS...NOW HE HAS A 20..WAS THAT YOUR 21....HEHEHE..DEALER FLIPS HIS CARD PRESTO A 19..AND NOW NOW DONT BLAME THE DEALER YOU HAD FIRST CHOICE..DIDNT YOU..WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN..... HELPFUL HINT MOST GIFT SHOPS IN CASINOS HAVE A CHEAT SHEET CARD FOR SALE FOR A BUCK......AND IT COULD SAVE YOU A THOUSAND..NO KIDDING..ALTHOUGHT THE CARDS DONT ALWAYS FALL THAT WAY THE ODDS ARE BETTER FOR YOU IF YOU FOLLOW THE RULES OF THUMB...GOOD SIGN YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE OR LOWERING YOUR ODDS TO WIN IS WHEN A DEALER HAS THAT SICK LOOK AND IS SHAKING THEIR HEAD IN PURE WONDER WHY YOU EVEN SIT DOWN TO PLAY AFTER ALL YOU HAVE NEVER HIT ON ANY CARD COMBO OVER 11 AND YOU LOVE TO SPLIT 10'S AND THE ONLY TIME YOU DO HIT ANY THING OVER 12 IS WHEN THE DEALER HAS A 6 OR BELOW SHOWING. OH NOW I UNDERSTAND YOUR USING THE REVERSE PHSYCOLOGY....IS IT WORKING.?????? I REALLY DONT MEAN TO BE SO HARD ON EVERYONE...BUT I SEE SO MANY PEOPLE LOSE WHEN THEY COULD BE WINNING I SEE PEOPLE SPLIT 3'S AGAINST A 2 AND THEY GET 2 13'S AND I GET 20 OR 21....I SEE THEM HIT 12'S AGAINST MY 6 SHOWING AND THEY BUST OUT AND I MAKE A WINNING HAND NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SYSTEM IS IN PLAYING PLAY YOUR GAME THE SAME EVERY TIME DONT TRY TO GUESS THE BEST PLAYERS NEVER HAVAE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO BECAUSE THEY DO IT THE SAME EVERY TIME NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY IT ISNT GOING TO WORK EVERY TIME THE ODDS ARE WITH THE HOUSE.....IF YOU LOSE 3 OR 4 HAND IN A ROW GO TO ANOTHER TABLE NEVER ASSUME THE CARDS WILL CHANGE....THEY WILL BUT YOU MAY BE BROKE BEFORE THAT TIME COMES DO I PLAY ??? YES BUT NOT OFTEN. BUT WHEN I DO PLAY I ALWAYS DO IT THE SAME....AND YES I WIN MORE THAN I LOSE BUT THEN AGAIN I DONT TRY TO GET RICH......I REALIZE THAT WONT HAPPEN MY BEST ADVISE IS KNOW WHEN TO QUIT....ONLY TAKE AS MUCH MONEY WITH YOU THAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE....SCARED MONEY HARDLY EVER WINS....PLAY FOR THE PLEASURE AND THE FUN GOOD LUCK |
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R
THEN AGAIN THEY COULD JUST
BECOMING ON DUTY...ASK THE DEALER IF
THEY HAVE BEEN HOT IF THEY SAY THEY HAVE
BEEN HOT...
I WOULD FIND ANOTHER TABLE....HOT
IS HOT AND THEY CAN BE THAT WAY ALL
NIGHT LONG....FAMOUS LAST WORDS...(IM
HERE TO CHANGE THAT) BE MY GUEST...AND
AFTER YOU ARE DOWN TO YOUR LAST
BUCK...JUST REMEMBER THE DEALER TOLD
YOU SO....