Who Am I? (IB a genius)
So...you want to know about me? Well, I guess that can be arranged...especially when I gave such a long editorial about my friends.
FULL NAME: Raven Channing Brooks
D.O.B.: 4-27-81...which makes me 17
Now for some random facts...
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I'm a senior in high school
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I'm the 6th of 8 children
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My Crew 52 nickname is.....Sarcastabitch
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I still like to watch cartoons
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My fave afterschool snacks are Fruity Pebbles and, if available, SpaghettiO's....right out of the can...yummy!
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I'm terribly anti-Spice Girls
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I HATE shopping
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At some point in my life I must learn how to play the drums and/or lead guitar in a punk band
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I try to say at least one sarcastic phrase a day
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At the moment the most beautiful person on the planet is my niece Gabriella...she's 9 months old, cute as a button and totally my "Little White Babys"
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I've discovered that in my case, I lose interest in guys when they're not around for me to obsess about on a daily basis.
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I've done many a thing in my day that I now regret...getting drunk in Europe last summer wasn't one of them.
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I secretly wish that I could be taller.
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I don't like being bossed around, sure at the moment, I'll do whatever you ask...but watch out, I'll be plotting behind your back and you'll be sorry that you ever messed with me (just ask my brother-in-law and several ex-friends)
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I've seen the face of evil, it belongs to my younger "ghetto-fied" sister, Cristal.
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Cristal's twin brother is cool, though.
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The music of the Backstreet Boys really speaks to me...it says, "Slit your wrists...RIGHT NOW!"
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The above statement applies to N' Sync and various other "Male-Spice-Girl" groups.
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Maybe I want to go to an in-state school (so bite me Mr. Clark.)
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Then again, I might just leave the country
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I like Hong Kong action movies...A LOT
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I like comic books too
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At the moment...thanks to Bianca...I'm in a punk music phase
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I love taking phrases from movies and repeating them weeks after I've seen the movie...I also like to quote from South Park and The Simpsons
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I SUCK AT MATH
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I've had a headache for the past 5 days and right now I want to carve out the whole left side of my face....
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The headache is gone, but my car overheated today and now I'm just pissed off
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People who have names like, Anna, Hannah, and Bob are cool...because their names are the same forwards and backwards.
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There's this girl at the day care where I work, one day she told Bianca (who works there too) that she liked to get in trouble, "because that's when I get spankings." If the children are supposed to be our future, then I would have to say we're all screwed.
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My pager # is (405)502-4747...PAGE ME...I'm such a lonely person...
Thanks Chef! Your chocolate salty balls sure did the trick!
Email: nevermore16@hotmail.com