Teeny-Bopper

Story

OK, this is my contribution to all those stories out there that are all the same...read on...oh...it was written in 15 minutes...

"Laura! We're leaving for Tulsa, Oklahoma in an hour! Hurry up and pack!" Laura's mother told her, running up the stairs.

"What? Why?" Laura asked.

"Your father got transferred there and I'm gonna be teaching my best friend's sons."

"Oh my God, we're moving?!?!?! That's unfair!"

"Oh hush. That's the way Carla wants to write the story!" (*Nuh-uh, Mrs. Laura's Mother. Can't mention the author like that...*)

"This is so unfair! We're moving from California, to Hicksville!"

"Her sons are in a band...Hanson, was it?"

"Oh my God! Hanson!!! Oh my God!!! Oh my God!!!" Laura began jumping up and down on her bed like the teeny she was. Laura sat on her bed, "Hmm...I wonder if I'll fall in love with Taylor..."

"Whatcha doin' Tay?" Zac asked as he jumped into the bedroom he shared with his brother's.

"Oh nothin'. Just waiting for some new chick to move in next door so I can fall in love with her at first sight, and then fuck her," Taylor replied, looking out the window at the empty house, "Ya know it's been 2 months since some chick's moved in next door?"

"2 months without sex? Whatever shall you do, dear brother?" Zac asked sarcastically.

"Oh my goodness, our house is so big!" Laura said happily.

"Of course it would have to be. After all, we're extremely rich-that's the way it has to be in these stories," her father told her.

"Oh my God, Tay! Some hot babe with blond hair and blue eyes just moved in next door!" Ike shouted, running into their room.

"Really? Awesome...another one to screw," (*Nuh-uh, Tay. This story was going so teeny-ish, until you said that...you have to be very gentleman-like and very shy, not some sex crazy player...*)

"Oh yeah. Sorry Carla," (*^exasparated sigh^ Tay! You can't speak to the writer!*)

"Oh yeah. Sorry again, Carla," (*TAY!*)

"Just get on with the script Tay," Isaac said so business-like, after all, he was the oldest and the most mature.

"OK," Taylor coughed, "Oh yay! Let's go down stairs and introduce ourselves!"

The 2 of them bounded down the stairs, where Laura and her mom and dad appeared at their front door. Taylor and Laura stared at each other. It was love at first sight-duh, that's the way the story HAS to go.

"You must be Isaac and Taylor. I'm your mom's friend," Laura's mother said.

"Oh yeah. You're the one whose husband got transferred here because of his job, and you're gonna be tutoring us and you have one heck of a babe as a daughter. Am I right?" Isaac said.

"Yes, that's me," Laura's mom said proudly, "Well, we best get going. I'll leave Laura with you so you can get to know her. Where are your parents?"

"Don't you know? Our family is never around, and barely are Zac and Ike 'cause this is my story," Taylor replied.

"Why are you leaving Laura with us?" Zac asked, appearing out of nowhere.

"Because Zac," Laura's father said, "It's fanfiction. Tay can't have sex with my daughter if we take her away,"

"Oh yeah. And how did you know my name?" Zac asked him.

"It's fanfiction, remember?" Laura's father said as he rolled his eyes, "Things like that happen,"

"You know what, Lisa?" Taylor said to Laura as they sat in his tree house.

"That's not my name!" Laura exclaimed angrily.

"It isn't?" Taylor was confused, "Carla, help me out here! What was her name again? I've just been having sex with one too many girls these past years...I can't seem to remember anybody's name! Was it Lily? Lauren?" (*TAY! ^shakes head^ Blondes...Tay, you can't keep having conversations with me!*)

"But I want you, not her," (*Tay...wait til after the story then we can have some fun...hehehe...and for the record, her name's Laura*)

"Right. You know what, Laura?" he said to her.

"What is is Tay?" Laura asked, looking into his eyes lovingly.

"I love you more than anything. I knew I loved you from the very first moment I saw you a few seconds ago. I'll love you forever and a day,"

"I love you that much too, Tay," Laura smiled as they kissed. Kissing led to another thing, which led to another thing, which led to them making love in the tree house.

"Oh lookie!" Zac said jumping up and down.

"Must you keep jumping like that?" Isaac asked seriously, after all, this was Ike, serious as can be.

"Uh-huh. Rule #34569: Zachary must be extremely hyper,"

"Oh. What did you want me to look at?"

"The tree house," Zac said. Isaac's eyes practically fell out and his tears were falling. Angrily, he ran out of the house.

"Weird boy," Zac said, "What's wrong with him, Car?" (*Zackie...you can't talk to me like this. And Ike's just angry because, don't you know? He loves Laura too!*)

"I love you," Taylor said.

"I love you, Tay," Laura replied with a smile. After all, they were going to live happily ever after. Duh, this was fanfiction, and that was Rule #1.

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