- Devon
- Hanson Fans
- Rebecca
- Cindy Crawford
- Jennifer Aniston
- Haliegh
- Morghen
- Marquelle
- Danielle Fishel
- Bill Clinton
- Al Gore
- Ross Perot
- Simba
- JTT
- jon-jon
- Monica Luenskii
- Mr. Potatoe head
- Jessica
- Erin
- Ian
- Kristen L.
- Allison
- Shannon
- Joe
- courtney
- Rachel Leigh Cook
- Larisa oliynik(whatever)
- Hannah
- Jayder Jr.
- Andrew Keegan
- Guy (Devon's boy toy)
- That Manson guy
- Mariah Carey
- Valley Girls
- Spice Sluts
- Chris
- cleopatra(ummm...spelling?)
- satan
- Santa Claus
- Ashley, the gay guy that he is.
- Phone cards
- the dead flowers
- The gay hanson Day that's in May
- Puberty sux!
- Santa's gay elves
- Santa's gay reindeer
- The little girl from Party of five
- Every teacher in the whole world (except for Mrs. McNeil)
- super models
- Leon (ex boyfriend)
- Amanda, from ALL THAT
- The people that bitch and moan at this stuff we put up
- Those people who spend hours starring at the Hanson house!
- Bo, you fag
- Lean, you can be a fag also
- Those people who say we can't spell, cuz really we can, we just don't want to take our time on every little thing on this pretty pointless page that we put stuff up on, just for a luagh.
and PS. We have good looks, unlike some people.