Hawaii Five-0
Cop show in which Jack Lord tried to look twenty years younger than he actually was. He
always said "Book 'em Danno - Murder one" at the end of each episode, thereby
showing that murder is so common in the United States it doesn't even warrant
a sending off.
House Plants
The thing about house-plants is that they never behave like it says on the little
pointed label you find stuck in the pot:
