| Old English | Politically Correct |
|---|---|
| Airhead | Reality Impaired |
| Babe, Chick | Breasted Person |
| Bad Dancer | Overly Caucasian |
| Balding | In Follicle Regression |
| Cute | Aesthetically enhanced |
| Dead | Organically Challenged |
| Dishonest | Elected |
| Drunk | Chemically Inconvenienced |
| Dumb | Detour off the information highway |
| Fired | Professionally relocated |
| Girl | Pre-woman |
| Horny | Sexually Focused |
| Male | Gender impaired |
| Stupid | Intellectually challenged |
| Tall | Vertically enhanced |
| White | Racially challenged |
This page last updated Saturday, May 25, 2002
