"Amanda just dropped me off. That's one of the things I love about her- she's old enogh to drive.So I guess you're not going to mom's tonight?"
-Ross
"No. I can't."
-Monica
"So where's Amanda?"
-Rachel
"Hey, Rach?Can you hand me my cough drops?"
-Monica
"I'm thinking you two could go up to your old room and not make-out."
-Rachel
"Ross? Cough drops, please?"
-Monica
"At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R-rated movies."
-Ross
"Why don't you just marry her?Oh, no! Wait a minute! I forgot! She's not a lesbian."
-Rachel
"See, me and Amanda have-"
-Ross
"You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her babysitter. You have a 12 year old girls job!"
-Monica
"That is so sad!"
-Rachel
"And what are you laughing at Mrs-my-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me?"
-Monica
"So he stole a couple bucks from me? At least he bought me something with it!"
-Rachel
"That's mine! Now would you both start acting like adults- and hand me my cough drops!"
-Monica
"Sorry."
-Rachel
"At least I made ten bucks in my relationship!"
-Ross
"Then why would he say it?"
-Monica
"The guy was crazy! He was hammered! He came up before and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic!"
-Chandler
"My mom's right, I'm never gonna get married."
-Monica
"That is so. . .Who wouldn't want you?"
-Chandler
"Please! I'm a single mom with a 30 year old son!"
-Monica
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