Quotes
Xander-Yo, G-man, what's up?
Giles-Nice to see you, and don't ever call me that.
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Buffy-So... some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and
we're all on the menu.
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Cordy-You're really campaigning for biotch of the year, aren't you?
Buffy-As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Buffy-It is kinda late - or well, it is for me, anyway. What is it for you,
lunch hour?
Buffy-Xander, did I ever thank you for saving my life?
Xander- No.
Buffy-Don't you wish I would?
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Cordy-Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace
the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it.
Buffy-You just say, "Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe
we could have a thing."
Giles-Well, thank you, Cyrano.
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X-All right, but if you come across the army of zombies, can you
page us before they eat your flesh?
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Joyce-You get the hell away from my daughter.
Spike-Women!
Joyce-Nobody lays a hand on my little girl.
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Buffy-I'm on a beach, but not one of those American beaches, one
of those island beaches where the water's way too blue. And
I'm lying on my towel, and it's just before sunset, and Gavin
Rossdale is massaging my feet.
Willow-I'm in Florence, Italy. I've rented a scooter that's parked
outside, and I'm in a little restaurant eating ziti, and there's
no more tables left, so they have to seat this guy with me, and
it's John Cusack.
Buffy-Very impressive. You have such an eye for detail!
Willow-'Cause, with the ziti.
Xander-What are you two up to?
Buffy-Just having a quick game of "anywhere but here."
Xander-Oh. Amy Yip at the waterslide park.
Willow-You never come up with anything new.
Xander-I'm just not fickle like you two, okay? I'm constant in my
affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park!
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W-Do you think Giles ever played "anywhere but here" when he was
in school?
Xander-Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that
there were only 12 grades.
Buffy-He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more
math. This could be mathier."
Willow-C'mon, you don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy-Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed. Giles!
Giles-Oh, there you are.
Buffy-Hey, morning. Say, is that tweed?
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Buffy-Is she okay?
Giles-Um, the hills are not alive.
Buffy-I'm sorry to hear that. I think.
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B-I'm so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that
you're a person.
G-Most grownups are.
B-Who would have thought?
"Monica! What am I going to do?"
-Rachel
"I don't know. Use your head."
-Monica
"How?"
-Rachel
"You know, toll the line, thread the needle, work outside the box!"
-Monica
"That night meant a lot to me, too. And it wasn't becasue I was in a bad place or anything,
it's just that(pause) you're really hot! Is that ok?"
-Chandler
"That's ok."
-Monica
"And I'm cute, too."
-Chandler
"And you're cute, too."
-Monica
"I'm still on London time. Does that count?"
-Chandler
"Oh, that counts!"
-Monica
"There is no way you look like Ross's mom!"
-Chandler
"Then why would he say it?"
-Monica
"The guy was crazy! He was hammered! He came up before and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic!"
-Chandler
"My mom's right, I'm never gonna get married."
-Monica
"That is so. . .Who wouldn't want you?"
-Chandler
"Please! I'm a single mom with a 30 year old son!"
-Monica
"I'd like to toast Ross and Emily. Coarse my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding so this is my small toast or
Melba toast if you will. Ok. I've known Ross for a long time. I remember when he was going out with his first girlfriend.
I thought things were really gonna work out for them until he over inflated her. Oh, Dear God!
And I'm sure we're all very excited. To think my friend's getting married in Montgomery Hall. Monty Hall?!?!Let's make a deal!?!?
Come on you people!! Ok, forget it. Congradulations Ross and Emily!"
-Chandler
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