Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken croseth the road, and there was
much rejoicing.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did
NOT cross the road.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your inportant documents, and balance
your checkbook.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in
such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross the road.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
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