~*!nO wAy DuDe!*~
16 million screaming fans...
Hit music video...
World Tour...
Hey, it could happen! (It did for Hanson!) Ok, this is a page of stuff that just makes you wanna say "NO WAY, DUDE!" And I mean that in the most sarcastic way. Yeah, well, get ready to, uuh, sigh....
1. Hanson got their name from one of their ancestors.
2. No matter how much jello you put in the pool, you can't walk on water.
3. Pool filters don't like jello.
4. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
5. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
8. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
9. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
10. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
11. Your computer screen will NOT play Tulsa, Tokyo, & the Middle of Nowhere for you.
12. MmmBop does not stand for: Majorly Macho Money Boy Over Potty.
13. No matter how long we think, the world will never know where Johnny went.
14. Although many people believe this, marshmallows are NOT that evil.
15. Elevators do NOT fly through the sky.
Now, wasn't that interesting? Of course it was. Thanx for reading, if you have any suggestions, press HERE and write it in that blank spot.
~*!hOmE!*~
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