JAN032002
Subject: Dance without pants
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dancing without pants is the new shit in town

yo cause you can mess aroun' when yo pants is down
you just watch it will catch on more than you can believe

Dr. Fresh has taken his pants off for good and swears that he will never put them on again
Dr. F. U. B. Atch has made sure this will happen by burning all of Fresh's pantaloons

yeah panta loons bitch

check this out

We put on a new years party that was mad illin'  with no chillin' and lots o killin' 
we freaked a beat till the neighbours made a mess in their bed sheet

Dr. Fresh thought this was neat so he invaded that bed room like an intergalactic fleet

around 3 am just went the shit was kicked in the SWAT team moved in triing to mess with
our parties plans on sonic terrorism (with a fly beat to move the feet)  but they had nothing on
Dr. F. U. B. Atch's suger induced mega high .   So he went ""lord of the rings" on them and
they were all like "dude man, give me the ring of power"  so he kicked their asses like 
Gandalf kicking a football.

(if you dought that gandalf could kick a football very far maybe you should read
 the forth book in the series "Sam rapes Frodo in the bum")

so now the only question that remains is " why does any body like JAY-Z?"

this is all 

Dr. G. LOCO

DEC182001
Subject: Press Alt-F4 Now!
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check out who is ripping us off??!!!

http://www.drfresh.com

either dr fresh has started a tooth brush company with out telling any one or its law suit 
time baby

boo ya

so any ways it is one week to Jesus's birth day!   and you are all excited cause your going to
gett lots of pressents and you preted you care..   but you don't cause you are not christian you
are a dirty pagen athiest and you should  be nice to people all the time unless you are
dr. F. U. B. Atch who doesn't have to be nice to any one and never will be ever since his 4th
birthday when someone let the ice cream melt!  you think its funny?  it was a bad scene
 ever since and if you fuck with him at christmas he will crusify your ass.
(dr. F. U. B. Atch's real birthday is in august but what does that have to do with anything?)

meanwhile back in the vinyl Jungle crime lab (where we devise new and devistatingly evil 
crimes)  Dr. Fresh and i were getting high on frankensence and mur  when i occured to us
that this whole war on terrorism and global resession were just to stimulate the economy for
one purely evil plan.  to make the worlds largest blueberry pancake.  so as you go shopping
 thinking you are helping repair injured capitalism you are wrong..   dead wrong if you live 
in colombia!  thats right  this giant pancake will cover most of the country of colombia
 smoothering all inhabitates.  you see in this whole media saturation about the war in
 afganistan you completely forgot about the war on drugs didn't you!!  And the USA is
 hoping that the drug cartells and corupt governments also forgot.

so stop consuming and start eating all pancake making materials and save the drug lords. 
 or we will be without a drug supplier and will have to turn to europe.  but yo that shit is wak!

yeah so put that in your pipe and smoke it

Dr. G. LOCO out

DEC102001
Subject: America was founded by terrorists
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wow its been a while since we have parlez voused

so what are you up to?
what are We up to ?
what is George washington upto?

well george at this moment is very slowly turining into fosil fuel but let me tell you he
 won't make enough to grease a  whale or anything for that matter.

check it 
don't wreck it
infect it
elect it

big bad bug 
out on the scene
ebola back in africa
escape that clean

what?

Ok so any ways um   Dr. Fresh and I were smashing the state in Ottawa Ontario Canada
 at the G20 sumit and it sucked Ottawa is full of ravers and stupid hippies where the 
fuck where you?  you where at home watchin your tv while i was out participating is some
 anarchy.

you d better be at the G8 summit this spring 

Vinyl jungle will be using some guerilla warfare tactics and if you want in on the
 ground floor use the stairs cause the elevator is broken

In other news go to the VinylJungle Web site
 http:www.angelfire.com/ok/vinyljungle/index.html where you can now down load our
 hit song "i was a teenaged mutant ninja golfer"  it is all the rage in Ziare!

Also the closet i am in is whay to hot!  but i dare not make a sound because there is a group
 of very angery nerds out there  and i am scared!

um yeah so i guess thats all for now

go to the web page it is slightly better than before and thanks to the secret mob conection 
it has some mind games

thanks for nothing

Dr. G. LOCO


ps . avoid every thing


OCT312001
Subject:happy fucking halloween assholes
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its all hallos eve!!! 
thats right the day before All Saints Day. 
 
So what are you going to do about it 
Pray! 
thats right pray that your punk asss does not get hit by a new bout of terrorism. 
 or worse yet Eco-terrorism thats right Greenpeace in all there wasted hippie power 
is going to kill you with out harming the environment.	How you ask? Surely they 
cant you use any machinery or chemicals.   So they will boot fuck your face in with 
recycled-steel toed non leather kickers. 
 
What can you do to protect your self.  Wear a hockey mask (hey its halloween no one 
will notice) 
 
*random thought----why does greenpeace have a big bad rusty poluting diesel powered 
boat.  should not they just have a big flowtilla of canoes or something. 
 
any ways back to halloween 
 
We here at Vinyl JUngle Strongly endorse the following 
costumes. 
 
1.  Osima bin laden  (bet you didn't guess that ((we are a bunch of unpredictiable 
losers((((I'm going out as a realy realalistic suicide victem)))) i hate my life)) 
yeah brackets are fun,, back to the story) 
 
2.  An evelope filled with white powder (please dont use anthrax, use Cocain and 
get high) 
 
3.  An Anti-Terrorist Officer (don't ask for candy, demand that you search the house, 
and then steal the TV. and brand new Nintendo Game Cube and send them to us) 
 
4.  Santa Claus (well this has nothing to do with halloween or terrorism or greenpeace 
it is still funny) 
 
 
this is all for now 
happy haunting 
 
Dr. G. LOCO 
 
PS.  if your apples don't have razor blades and needles in them, eat them, apples 
are good for you (i wish i had and apple) 
 
OCT252001
Subject:world war 8
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remember when "anthrax" was mostly a wicked metal band? 
 
remember when vinyl jungle was cool 
 
remember  
 
so anyways we are at the moment chillin on the beach at club med.  got some turn 
tables and i'm freakin an tweekin on em. 
 
Dr. Fresh has really got into steel drums and now thinks he was born in the Carribian. 
  so he grew dreads and smokes like a mad rasta with reefer 
in fact he is so high he can't get off his lawn chair for most of the day   
 
I have descovered VooDoo and have also discovered the magical qualities of extract 
from the human Adreniline gland.   
 
Dr. F.U.B.Atch has mostly been drinking Tropical Island KoolAid. and gettin all hyper 
on sugar.  His mom told him to cut back but she aint' here (she is in new mexico 
opening a franchise of Taco huts called "Eat Our Tacos Or i Will bust your Face in!" 
I think this is a great marketing ploy playing on the idea that if you don't support 
you is dead. 
 
So anyways we are all sittin here and are so very glad that we have no newss of the 
War On the US  mostly because MTV has ruined our attention spans and we just got 
bored of it.   
 
We want a new war!!!!! 
 
 
Vinyl JUNGLE declares war on Liechtenstein - 62 square miles: This microstate of 
29,000 is located on the Rhine River between Switzerland and Austria in the Alps 
 
So fellow members of the VinylJUNGLE Army and any interested members of the KISS 
ARMY  Join us in the fight to destroy this evil state and their super controling 
grip on the world ecconomy.   
 
this is all for now 
 
Dr. G. LOCO 
 
OCT132001
Subject: i'm so fresh and so clean clean
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yo bip bap 
i bust a cap 
then i take a crap 
in the toilet  
bee atch 
 
woop 
 
so as it were the world was at war 
 
but in the mean time Vinyljungle was having a BBQ on the beach with soom beers and 
some bros and some bitches bustin big breasts and dr.F.U.B.Atch wore a blanket and 
ballanced his bottle on his bloated beer belly 
 
after the bbq we decided to take our recently aquired jet plane (seems you get them 
easy if you say your a terrorist these days) for a trip to the slums of brazil 
 
and while there we practiced the new Vinyl Jungle foreign aid program "teaching the 
poor how to square dance"  what this program does is freak the shit out of normal 
aid workers from so called legiament groups so they run away and the locals can get 
all there stuff 
 
but that is all that has happened in the last few dayz 
 
Dr. G. LOCO sayin later gator 
 
OCT102001
Subject:   help us destroy america 
 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------aaahahhhhhhhhhh  
you thought we were dead didn't you!! 
i know you did cause i've been looking in your windows 
and watching you cry and mastrubate to our so called passing 
but then i stopped cause Dr. F. U. B. Atch's shoulders were getting tierd 
 
also this summer past (or winter if you live upsidedown) Dr. F.U.B.Atch has been 
training an ellete force of the Tellaban millitia.   and guess what! 
no they can't fly!  they are coming to your house to steal your cookies!    
 
Soon vinyl jungle will have ammassed the largest number of cookies ever seen by man 
or beast or rock or plant or eskimo 
 
whats the point?  none! 
 
Dr. Fresh has been shaving his balls regularly and will be using his short and curlies 
to make fake mustashes and beards for hollywood.   so in the coming months watch 
closly at induviduals with facial hair in movies  also don't trust any one from california. 
  
 
 
anyways thats alll  
fuck you 
save the world	
kill an endangered animal 
and such 
 
Dr. G. LOCO 
 

 




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