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Ahh finally, I have another story in my Writings section. Sarah only gave me one page of it. So, here's a little taste. She'll get me more of it soon. Now, with some of the stories my friends have written I have to enforce some ratings. PG-13 on this story means that there is some mild to moderate cussing, and since it is an 'Alice' type story with the Beatles, and the 60's, well there are some references to hallucinogens. That's all I'm saying. If any of that stuff offends you, I suggest not reading this story. If you think that it is funny and are just looking for a good read, well come on in and enjoy!
There was once a girl named Alice. Her parents were horrible to her and wanted her to be perfect. No matter what she HAD to be the best. So, as a result of all this she just got sick of it all and decided to skip her tennis match. So while her parents were running around frantically looking for her, she was hiding in the woods.
It wasn't long until Alice started to fall asleep. All of a sudden though she heard a group of men talking and laughing. Furious, she jumped up and faced them. "Don't you know this is private property?" she screamed. The four men looked at her completely baffled.
"Don't you know who WE are?" one of them asked.
"No, and I don't care," she replied snidely.
"Here, we'll give you a hint," another one said. A third one grabbed some drumsticks out of his pocket while a fourth one went," 1,2,3,4." AT this the drummer started drumming on logs and trees while the other three started singing about helping them.
A rabbit waring clothes walked right by her. "Hey!" she cried. "Does anyone else see what I do?" Alice asked.
"You mean the rabbit wearing the bell bottoms and lacey shirt?" said Paul.
"Yes that's exactley what I mean!"
"Yes, I do." The others agreed, acting as if it was normal to see a rabbit dreesed like a hippy.
"Hey, I think she's saying something," said George. They all listened very carefully.
"I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for a very important date! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for a very cute date!" yelled the rabbit.
"I wonder who her date is," mused John.
"We could always find our," said Ringo, with a sly look on his face.
The Beatles all followed the rabbit to her hole. They crawled through the hole one by one. Not waning to be left behind, Alice followed them.
"But, but, but..." Alic trailed off. She felt very uncomfortable just walking into someone else's house like that. Even if it was just a rabbit.
As they crawled through the hole the floor suddenly dropped off and they all fell. "I like falling down the stairs better!" yelled John. The others quickley agreed. Just as suddenly as the floor dropped away, they started drifting, not falling. The colors also became very vivid and bright.
"Look at the floating furniture!" said Ringo. "Do you think we could get some?"
"Don't be dumb," George told him. "It wouldn't work withthe other furniture!" The others nodded as if it make perfect sense. They soon drifted to the bottom where there were tunnels leading in many different directions.
"Which way do we go?" asked Alice.
"Well considering we want to see who the rabbit's date is," said Paul, pointing, "I say we follow the rabbit." Alice looked where he was pointing and saw the rabbit running down one of the multi-colored halls. They all followed her, of course.
''Remind me to get the name of this decorater!" said Ringo. The others just rolled their eyes snickered, Ringo ignored them. As they walked aon, having long sense lost the rabbit, they came to a door.
"Look!" yelled Ringo. "A door!"
"Oooh," gasped everyone else.
John walked up and opened the door only to find another one. And another and another and another. Finally he just grabbed a gun out of mid-air and shot all the hinges off. "That'll teach you," he muttered. As they walked into the next room Alice gasped, there was the rabbit! It ran through a very tiny door on the other end. They ran over and tried to open the door.
"Ouch!" yelled the door. "Don't do that! It's painful."
"I'll show you painful," John said waving his gun around. "Let us through!"
"Alright, alright," said the door. "Just shrink first."
"Shrink?" asked Alice. "How?"
"You just drink that stuff on the table," the door told them.
"Good,"said Paul. "I was gettin' a little thirsty." They all drank the potion and shrank.
"Groovy," said George.
"Now let us through," said John.The door opened to a large ocean wih all kinds of animals rowing around in boats.
Noticing that the Beatles were gone Alice looked around for them. She spotted them a couple of yards away in their own boat mocking he animals. Alice's upbringing told her to be polite and not laugh at the mockery of others but, realizing the whole point this "trip" was to rebel, she thought, 'fuck it' and burst out laughing. Looking quite pleased with themselves, the Beatles rowed over to her and helped her into the boat.
"Where'd you get the boat?" Alice asked.
"Dunno," answered George. "But, you can sit by me."
"Hey," said Ringo. "Why are those fishes running around that fat bird?"
"I don't see any fat women," said Paul.
"No! A bird! A real bird!" At this, Ringo began flapping his arms like a bird.
"Stop!" yelled John. "You'll tip the boat over!" Ringo succeeded in capsizing the boat. John, Paul, and George tried to drown him, but somehow Ringo managed to swim to shore.
As they dried off the Beatle's ran over to the animals running in a circle. "What are you doing?" asked Paul.
"Dryeing off," answered the fish.
"I need to drye off too," said George. Paul and Ringo joined George in running around the large rock with the large bird. Alice sighed and sat down to see what John would do next.
"You think you're all grand, don't you?" John asked the bird.
"No," the bird answered. "I'm helping them drye off. Look at me, I'm drye."
"Yeah, and you're also praying on innocent fishes!"
"Am not!"
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