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My Best Friend
When God had made the earth and
sky the flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals
the fish, the birds and bees.
And when at last He'd finished
not one was quite the same.
He said, "I'll walk this world of mine
and give each one a name."
And so He traveled far and wide
and everywhere He went,
a little creature followed Him
until it's strength was spent.
When all were named upon the earth
and in the sky and sea,
the little creature said, "Dear Lord,
there's not one left for me."
Kindly the Father said to him,
"I've left you to the end.
I've turned my own name back to front
and called you dog, My friend."
Author
Unknown
This is a picture of my baby
"Sheba" she has been my gift from
God!
A DOGS CREEDS:
* I will not play tug-of-war
with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.
* The garbage collector is NOT
stealing our stuff.
* I do not need to suddenly
stand straight up when I'm lying under
the coffee table.
* I will not roll my toys behind
the fridge.
* I must shake the rainwater out
of my fur BEFORE entering the
house.
* I will not eat the cats' food,
before or after they eat it.
* I will stop trying to find the
few remaining pieces of clean carpet in
the house when I am about to throw
up.
* I will not throw up in the
car.
* I will not roll on dead
seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
* I will not lick my human's
face after eating animal poop.
* "Kitty box crunchies" are not
food.
* I will not eat any more socks
and then redeposit them in the backyard
after processing.
* The diaper pail is not a
cookie jar.
* I will not wake Mommy up by
sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom
end.
* I will not chew my human's
toothbrush and not tell them.
* I will not chew crayons or
pens, especially not the red ones, or my
people will think I am
hemorrhaging.
* When in the car, I will not
insist on having the window rolled down
when it's raining outside.
* I will not bark each time I
hear a doorbell on TV.
* I will not steal my Mom's
underwear and dance all over the back
yard with it.
* The sofa is not a face towel.
Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
* My head does not belong in the
refrigerator.
* I will not bite the officer's
hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and car
registration.
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