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So you want a laugh?
Here is the right place to get it.
For now there is a good amount of funnies. but we'll be sure to add more.
So go ahead anf LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!!
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Some of these tihngs were found on science papers so enjoy.
Did you know...
...H2O id hot water and CO2 is cold water?
...when you smell an odderless gas it probably is carbon monoxide?
...a saturated solution is a solution that hold more than it can hold?
...that a vacuum is the large place where the pope lives?
...the pistol is the flowers only defense angains insects?
...a fossil is an extingt animal, the older it is the more extinct it is?
...to remove dust from eye, pull eye down over the nose?
...for head colds use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into the throat
...blood flows down 1 leg up flows up the other?
If those made you laugh, good, now read these.
...the pacient has no past history of suicides!
...the patient has left his white blood cell at another hospital.
...She is numb from her toes down.
...when she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.
...occasional,constant,infreaquent head aches.
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What did snail say when it was riding a turtle?
Yyyyyyiiipppeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies!
If you have any jokes please send them to us, we will bw sure to put them up.
BYE!
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