Fantasy's Poems

Learned from a Scorpio....

All I need to know about life I learned from Scorpio:

Creatures with curvy tails are irresistible.

If you act mysterious, you'll appear much more interesting than you really are.

Scorpions do it with passion.

Possession is nine tenths of the law...the trick is to get hold of the other tenth.

There is no such thing as an impossible task.

Evasiveness is an art form.

If it feels good, do it again and again.

Sometimes its hard to keep your stinger to yourself.

Flirting with danger is a natural high.

Nothing motivates like intense desire.

Still waters run deep.

Beware of strangers with insecticide.

Sarcasm is an art form.

Never divulge the secret to your success.

We all have hidden desires.

And remember as you go through life...be careful where you aim your tail and you will stay out of trouble.

{_o_} == == J

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew:

1.If you think your fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.

2.Learn to work the toilet seat. If its up, put it down.

3.Sometimes were not thinking about you. Live with it.

4.Anything you wear is fine. Really.

5.Women wearing wonderbras and lowcut shirts lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

6.You have too many shoes.

7.Crying is blackmail.

8.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints dont work. Ever.

9.Mark special events; birthdays, anniversaries, etc; on a calender.

10.Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. Were bound to miss sometimes.

11.Maybe is a perfectly aceptable answer.

12.Anything said 6 to 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.

13.If we said something that has two meanings, and one of the ways makes you mad, we meant the other one.

14.Let us ogle. If we dont look at other women, how are we supposed to know how pretty you are?

15.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us to do something. Not both.

16.You have enough cloths.

17.Sunday = Sports

Love Of All Seasons

my love is everlasting, from the temples of the moutains to the seastreams of the floors. i wish to look in your eyes and see it everlasting. for in my heart i know, i see, i feel, i wish that you were. i love you more than life itself and that is not easy to hear. my love is everlasting and it shall be for all seasons. in the winters of my heart you shall warm it to bring summer. in the falls of my dreams you shall pick me up to spring. my love for you is for all seasons. in the cold winter air, in the hot summers nights...my love shall be for you ever more. i wish i could look into your sweet eyes and have you hold me close. to have your heart beat near mine and to have our breaths breathed at the same time. my love for you is all seasons. though we may not meet in real life i talk to you everyday in everyway. in my dreams we meet, dream lovers are we. i dance with you under the sweet moonlite and i know it is alright. my love for you is for all seasons i should know. but in my dreams under the moonlite i dance with you and hold you tight. my love is for all seasons please treasure me always.

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