1) Please tell the number of people in space #1 about my web site.
2) This is just a number. It has absolutely no significance what-so-ever.
3) The person in space 3 is the one you love.
4) The person in #7 is the one you like, but it can't work out.
5) You care most about the person in #4.
6) The person in spot 5 is the one who knows you very well.
7) The person in 6 is your lucky star.
8) The song in number 8 matches you with the person in #1.
9) The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
10) The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.
11) The song in 11 shows how you feel about life.
Well, did it work? Hope you had fun.
Still bored? Here is some more funny stuff!
RULES FOR LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as warning to others.
*Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor*
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better then he can think.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Borrow money from pessimests; they don't expect it back.
RULES FOR LIVING IN A MOVIE WORLD!
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All telephone numbers in America start with 555.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
BumperStickers
Out of my mind.Back in five minutes
Cover me.I'm changing lanes
I'd listen to the voices in my head, but they don't speak my language.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.......Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
I took an IQ test once....... the results were negative
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world:those who can count & those who can't
