Attitude 

<p>Interviewer: What do you guys think about all the fan fiction being written about you?
<p>Zac: Some of it's actually pretty good… the concepts and all.
<p>Isaac: Other kinds, like teeny-bopper stories are totally crappy…
<p>Taylor: Yeah, all the stories are about is that the father gets transferred to our home town, Tulsa, and the usually 14 year old girl, with 'big blue eyes' and 'long, wavy blonde hair', doesn't want to move. She's either totally obsessed with our group, or totally despises us… Or just plain doesn't know about us. She…
<p>-Zac cuts in-: She moves right next door to us, or down the street-
<p>-Isaac cuts in-: Which is really weird, because we don't have any teenagers living next to us.
<p>Taylor: Yeah, and then one of us, usually me *sticks his tongue out in diguist*, falls madly in love with her the instant we lay eyes on her, which is when we accidentally run into her on our rollerblades.
<p>Zac: Which is really weird 'cuz even though we like to rollarblade, we're not on them 24/7.
<p>Taylor: As I was saying, we then invite her over to fix up any various injuries that she might have, and our mother, who 'insists' on the girl calling her Diana, totally adores this girl.
<p>Isaac: Afterwards, we usually go see some rated R movie, like Scream or something, which is funny cuz Taylor and Zac can't even get IN R movies… *chuckles a bit*   
<p>Zac: After that, we kiss the girl, which goes into all these descriptive words like 'lightly', or 'soft'… Lucious is definitely my favorite…
<p>Isaac: We always tell the girl that that was our first kiss, when in reality, we've all been kissed by a girl, one way or another….
<p>Taylor: Note the kissed BY the girls…
<p>Isaac: Any ways, the next day, we find out that our bedrooms look into each other, which is really funny since our bedroom window looks into a tree… then through the front yard.  
<p>Zac: After a few weeks, we confess our undying love to her, then, in some stories, we prove it. In detailed description… *makes a face*
<p>Isaac: The girl finds out she's 'with child', and then we propose. End of story.
<p>Interviewer: That was a pretty detailed description… Besides the whole 'girl' experiences, what about the FanFic details about yourself?
<p>Isaac: Well, in just about every story, I have to drive either Taylor or Zac around with their girlfriends… Personal Chauffeur, you might call it. I'm also never around, and my girlfriends are either dorks, sluts, or already pregnant. Pretty good life, you might say.
<p>Interviewer: That was meant sarcastically, right?
<p>Taylor: And in EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN STORY, I blush! I never blush! I might get hot and my cheeks turn pink, but I don't blush! I'm also the sweet, innocent one who never swears and always has a girlfriend who's pretty. And blonde. Don't forget blonde…
<p>Zac: And in my stories, I swear like heck! I'm your average rebel without a clue… I'm always always ALWAYS hyper, I'm always bugging other people, and I never even touch a drumset! I also whine… I hate whinning and I avoid it at all costs. I'm also made out to be a baby who loves Lazer Tag. We play it, but it's not as if we live by it…
<p>Taylor: Another thing. One of us always saves the day.
<p>Isaac: Always. Another thing, Jessie, Zoe, Avery, and Mackie are never mentioned in the stories! They take up about half our life… Plus our father is rarely if ever mentioned.
<p> Taylor: We never do anything with the band… Our lifes literally revolve around the girls!
 <p>Interviewer: Ok, let's get off that subject…  Do anything of you have girlfriends?
<p>Zac: Do you mean girls that we date or girls that are friends?
<p>Taylor: Zaaac… *nudges him in the ribs* No, none of us have any girlfriends… That we date, that is. We're simply to busy.
<p>Isaac: Another thing about the fans. They always assume we're lieing about one thing or another… It's either that Taylor has a steady girlfriend, or we lie about our 'brotherly bond'. It's pretty funny, actually, that these people sometimes idolize us, but don't trust our word one bit.
<p>Interviewer: So you know how big your fan base is?
<p>Taylor: Of course! We sometimes have contests on who gets the most fan mail… I usually win. Mainly cuz I'm the cutest and all. *crosses his arms and smirks* 
<p>Isaac: We're really sick of pretending to be sqeaky clean, when realistically, we're about as dirty as dirt. Maybe even dirtier.