Meg Abyte: Hello, folks. Meg Abyte here. Where is "here" you might ask? Why, the Mushroom Kingdom, of course! Crowd: Yeaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! (clapping enthusiastically) Meg Abyte: Today we have two very special guests. They are two Italian brothers who save the world in just about every Mario Brothers game you can think of, the Mario Brothers, Mario and Luigi!!! Crowd: Whoa!!!! Yea!!!!!! Mario: Thank you, thank you. Luigi: Yes, thank you. (Both take a seat.) Mario: Hello, Miss Abyte. Meg Abyte: Meg, please, and hello to you too, Mario, Luigi. Luigi: Hi. Meg: Well, let's get started, shall we? Luigi, how do you feel about being in the shadow of your brother? Crowd: Ooohhhhh..... Luigi: (clears his throat) Well, I wouldn't say I was in the shadow exactly, just not in the spotlight. Well, ummmm..... what I mean is that I don't really want to be as famous as Mario. I could be just as popular as Mario if I wanted. Meg: Could you? Luigi: Well, of- Meg: Let's ask Mario. (turns to Mario) Mario? Mario: Ummm....Could you repeat the question? Meg: Certainly. the question was- Luigi: Wait a second. You don't beleive that I could be as famous or as popular as you are, do you, Mario? Mario: I didn't say that! Luigi: No, but you didn't say you did, either. Mario: True, but- Luigi: But what? I suppose now you don't think I'm good enough for Peach either, huh, Mario? Mario: NOW?!? You never were! Luigi: Why you! ( Luigi slugs Mario) Meg: Hey, hey, hey! Now hold on for a moment here! Luigi: Hey is for horses, not donkey's like you. Mario: Oh, real mature, Luigi. Meg: Well, excuuuuuse me! Luigi and Mario: You're excused. Meg: Well! Luigi: You know, Mario, you always thought that you were better than me. You didn't even bother to ask me to come along with you on Mario 64. Mario: Maybe I didn't want you to come along. Luigi: And why does our last name have to be Mario? Why can't it be Luigi? Meg: Yes, why does it have to be Mario? Mario: Well, I'm the oldest. Luigi: And the fattest, and the stupidest, and the- Mario: Oh, you @#$%&&*%#@!@$%^^^#$$##@*&%!!!!!!!! Meg: BOYS! CONTROL YOURSELF! Sheesh! Now if it's all right with you I'd like to continue with the interview. ( both take their seats once more) So, Mario, do you have any feelings for Lena? Mario: LENA?!? She's Bowser's wife! Meg: So, do you? Mario: Well, maybe. Luigi: Oh, you know you do, Mario. Crowd: Ooooooohhhhhhh.......... Mario: (blushing) I do not! Luigi: Oh, admit it, Mario. You have pictures all over your room of her! Mario: (whispering) Shut up, Luigi! Meg: Why don't we bring out our anonymous guest? Luigi: I give up. Why? Crowd: Hahahahahaha!!! Meg: (looking irrtiated) Let's just bring him out. Mario: Him? So it's a male. Luigi: (rolls his eyes) Duuhhh... Mario: (shoots him a dark look) Meg: Here he is now! ( the guest walks out and takes a seat next to Luigi) Anonymous: You may call me X. Mario: What if we don't want to? Crowd: Hahahaha!!! Meg: Okay, X. (Meg gives Mario an icy glare, then turns to X.) X: Here's what I know. Mario is the one in love with Lena- Crowd: (gasps) Mario: (gasps) X: And Luigi was off helping Bowser during the Mario 64 time. Meg: (gasps) Crowd: (gasps) Luigi: (gasps, fidgets, clears his throat, and smiles nervously) Mario: (gasps, fidgets, clears his throat,and smiles nervously) Meg: (clears her throat) Well, ummm, that's the Mario brother's for you! See ya next time on...... "Arch Rivals"!!!!!! Bye-bye! Crowd: Yeaaaaaa!!!!!! (clapping and waving at the camera) Offstage: Luigi: I thought you weren't going to tell, Bowser! We had a deal!!! X: And you trusted me? I hate you and your meddling brother! Mario: Oh, hi, traitor. Luigi: (groans) Great, just great. Mario: How did this all start? Luigi: Well, you see, it all started when...... End of Transmission Meg: Luigi and Mario finally admitted all their secrets while Bowser quietly crept away. But what happened next? Did Bowser get revenge? Why did Luigi betray his brother? I guess some things just weren't meant for the public to hear!
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