Meg Abyte: Yes, folks, we're at it again. But today we have two very special guests. I'll give you a hint. They're both royalty, and they have both been on this show before. Give up? Live, here from Bowser's Domain is... MR. AND MRS. KING BOWSER KOOPA!!!! Crowd: Whoaaa! Yeah! (clapping) King Bowser: (roars) Thank you, thank you. Yes, yes, we are wonderful. You're too kind! Stop- sto- Queen Lena: (nudges Bowser: whispering) Honey, please. Stop. (both stand there with embarrassed smiles) Meg Abyte: Well, uhhhh, why don't you take a seat? (both sit) So, Bowser- Bowser: Please, please, I prefer King Koopa. Meg Abyte: Um, okay, King Koopa, welcome back. You too, Lena. Or would you prefer Queen Koopa? Lena: Oh, that would be charming, Meg. It's good to be back. Meg: So, King Koopa, how are things at............. home? (Meg trails off, confused at what's going on around her. Servants are suddenly bringing the Koopa Kouple martinis, and Bowser's has a little paper umbrella in it. One servant has even brought Lena a nail file.) Bowser: I'm sorry, what were you saying? (sips drink) Meg: Well, I was just inquiring about things at home. Lena: (stops filing her nails and looks up) What about your home? (goes back to filing her nails) Meg: (sighs, exasperated) Ummmm, never mind. Let's move on. King Koopa, what do you plan to do now that Mario and Luigi are destroyed? Bowser: Well, I prefer not to discuss my- (interrupted by cell phone ringing. answers phone.) Yes? (pauses for a second) Oh, yes, yes, she's right here. (hands phone to Lena) It's Juniper. Lena: It's mom? Bowser: Yeah, something about a new mall? Lena: Tell her to call me on my phone! She knows that! Bowser: (turns back to phone) She says you should call her on her phone. (pauses) It's QT-PERFECT. Do you have that? Write it down. QT-PERFECT. Meg: (raises eyebrows, then rolls eyes, muttering) Oh, brother. Lena: (Bowser hangs up, and Lena' s phone starts ringing) Hello? Mom! Hey! (pauses) What? A mall? And it has that dress I want? Thanks bunches, Mom. I'll see you there in about two minutes? Okay. Farewell. (hangs up phone, then turns to her husband and whispers in his ear) Bowser: (looks at Meg when Lena is finished) Can you finish this with our lawyer? We're leaving now. Emergency. Meg: I see. Well, I really can't- Lena: Thanks bunches, Meg. It was great. Let's go, hon. Bowser: (snaps fingers repeatedly) Chadwick? Chadwick: Yes, your highness? Bowser: Be so kind as to finish up this interview with Meg here. Chadwick: Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Bowser: Thank you. Now, beam me up, Wart! Lena: Farewell, all. (Suddenly Bowser and Lena vanish from sight, leaving there martinis to melt and Lena' s file to, well, sit there.) END OF TRANSMISSION
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