Best Wishes For 2012!

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• Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.




• Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!




• Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
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• Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
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• Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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• Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
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• A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
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• Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
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• Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. (hehehe - ^v^)
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• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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• Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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• Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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• He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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• Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.



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• Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.




• He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.




• Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.




• Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.




• He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.




• Elevator smell different to midget.




• Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth